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Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.

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Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2004 6:51:56 pm PDT #8171 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Xena should be number 2. Xena could kick Buffy's ass.

No way. Xena'd make with the stupid war cry, Buffy would roll her eyes, diss the retro costume and stake her simultaneously.

Plus, Willow macking on Gabrielle in the background would totally distract X.

§ ita § - May 28, 2004 6:56:35 pm PDT #8172 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

diss the retro costume and stake her simultaneously.

Given Xena's not a vampire, and is wearing a breastplate, I'm not sure that's the best angle.

Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2004 7:21:37 pm PDT #8173 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Given Xena's not a vampire, and is wearing a breastplate, I'm not sure that's the best angle.

Well, yeah, but the heart's always a good target. Breastplate, though, I dunno. Behead her, then? Xena's distracted anyway.

Maybe Buffy's got her nice shiny Fray weapon with her?

Glamcookie - May 28, 2004 7:22:13 pm PDT #8174 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I just finished watching Bargaining. Poor Cave!Buffy. They play that music from The Gift that makes me teary every time. They must stop that.

Oh, and Xena would so kick Buffy's little butt :)

§ ita § - May 28, 2004 7:30:01 pm PDT #8175 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the heart's always a good target

It's kinda low on the list. Especially if you don't kill humans.

DebetEsse - May 28, 2004 7:31:50 pm PDT #8176 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

ita, you mean if the thing you're trying to kill isn't human?

And Xena would so totally kick Buffy's ass, but the Scoobies could take Xena and Gabrielle.

§ ita § - May 28, 2004 7:36:48 pm PDT #8177 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you mean if the thing you're trying to kill isn't human?

No, I mean Xena's human, so Buffy's not going to stab her in the heart.

DebetEsse - May 28, 2004 7:40:19 pm PDT #8178 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

Ah. I understand.

Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2004 7:42:54 pm PDT #8179 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I thought the stake had to hit the heart? That's why Faith's arrow didn't kill Angel - she wasn't aiming for the heart.

I pretty much thought, Buffy ALWAYS aims for the heart.

Anyway, distracted Xena's beheaded, so no worries.

§ ita § - May 28, 2004 7:48:07 pm PDT #8180 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So Buffy went dark? Is killing humans?

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