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Xander ,'The Killer In Me'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

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helentm - Mar 31, 2004 12:55:08 pm PST #7364 of 10001
Religion isn't the cause of wars. It's the excuse. - Christopher Brookmyre

Oooh. Cool.

The Master tends towards a lot of stuff about Buffy's role. Like 'You're not the hunter, you're the lamb.'

And that whole conv with Dracula is packed with comparisions between Slayers and vampires.


Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2004 2:09:21 pm PST #7365 of 10001
brillig

Let's see, Xander staked the vamp at the funeral home, the one who said "Angel says hello."


Elena - Mar 31, 2004 2:10:19 pm PST #7366 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Ah, with the improvised easel stake.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2004 2:21:16 pm PST #7367 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yet another instance of vampires apparently having the consistency of tapioca pudding when someone tries to stake 'em. Now, I've seen Buffy bend a rifle barrel, so no objections to her impaling people on a sharpened object with casual exertion. But Cordelia?

If I ruled the world, all the directors of both shows would have been required to take a stake to a slaughterhouse and see how easy it is to ram it about six inches deep into a side of beef.


Elena - Mar 31, 2004 2:22:40 pm PST #7368 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

But Cordelia?

Pretty sure she managed with a spatula, didn't she? Or was that just threatened?


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2004 2:43:23 pm PST #7369 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

She did. Which kind of underscores my point. If there had been a Season 8, we might have seen Dawn dust a vampire by throwing a clothespin in the general vicinity of its chest.


Elena - Mar 31, 2004 2:56:27 pm PST #7370 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, considering how much attention they tended to pay to the actual position of the human heart, I'm surprised we didn't see Vamps dusted because they got a splinter in their finger.


Holli - Mar 31, 2004 3:42:31 pm PST #7371 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Well, considering how much attention they tended to pay to the actual position of the human heart, I'm surprised we didn't see Vamps dusted because they got a splinter in their finger.

Or their butt cheek.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2004 3:43:34 pm PST #7372 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hey, would've worked for Pylean vampires.


P.M. Marc - Mar 31, 2004 3:43:37 pm PST #7373 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Or their butt cheek.

That only works for vamped Pyleans.