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Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2004 2:21:16 pm PST #7367 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yet another instance of vampires apparently having the consistency of tapioca pudding when someone tries to stake 'em. Now, I've seen Buffy bend a rifle barrel, so no objections to her impaling people on a sharpened object with casual exertion. But Cordelia?

If I ruled the world, all the directors of both shows would have been required to take a stake to a slaughterhouse and see how easy it is to ram it about six inches deep into a side of beef.

Elena - Mar 31, 2004 2:22:40 pm PST #7368 of 10001

Thanks for all the fish.

But Cordelia?

Pretty sure she managed with a spatula, didn't she? Or was that just threatened?

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2004 2:43:23 pm PST #7369 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

She did. Which kind of underscores my point. If there had been a Season 8, we might have seen Dawn dust a vampire by throwing a clothespin in the general vicinity of its chest.

Elena - Mar 31, 2004 2:56:27 pm PST #7370 of 10001

Thanks for all the fish.

Well, considering how much attention they tended to pay to the actual position of the human heart, I'm surprised we didn't see Vamps dusted because they got a splinter in their finger.

Holli - Mar 31, 2004 3:42:31 pm PST #7371 of 10001

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Well, considering how much attention they tended to pay to the actual position of the human heart, I'm surprised we didn't see Vamps dusted because they got a splinter in their finger.

Or their butt cheek.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2004 3:43:34 pm PST #7372 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hey, would've worked for Pylean vampires.

P.M. Marc - Mar 31, 2004 3:43:37 pm PST #7373 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Or their butt cheek.

That only works for vamped Pyleans.

P.M. Marc - Mar 31, 2004 3:44:12 pm PST #7374 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

MATT! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

Oy.

Holli - Mar 31, 2004 3:45:09 pm PST #7375 of 10001

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Hee. I was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to say that.

Elena - Mar 31, 2004 3:48:39 pm PST #7376 of 10001

Thanks for all the fish.

Actually, during Wrecked, I really thought that Spike would have been impaled on wood.

I mean, it couldn't only happen to Buffy.

t runs away.

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