That's insane troll logic!

Xander ,'Showtime'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

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Elena - Jul 10, 2003 1:26:47 pm PDT #3295 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

It would have been fitting to have the FE appear as Buffy to, say, the Scoobies, the Potentials, Andrew, Dawn, Wood, the paperboy - anyone aside from just Caleb and Spike. Because it would have completely fucked with them, which is what the FE seemed to be trying to accomplish. Honestly, get a truly truth-twisting and evil Buffy saying things to Willow or Dawn? I think we would have seen some nice torture there.


Hayden - Jul 10, 2003 1:34:43 pm PDT #3296 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Sheesh, when I think about Season Seven, I just want to rewrite it, top-to-bottom.


bon bon - Jul 10, 2003 1:36:52 pm PDT #3297 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

study his reactions to the eps from an outsider perspective.

It's like how a child gets you to appreciate the simple things. All those lines I've heard a thousand times he's hearing for the first time and laughing his ass off-- so far, "what he lacks in smarts he makes up in lack of smarts" is like his favorite.


§ ita § - Jul 10, 2003 1:38:11 pm PDT #3298 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whose line is that, Shawn?


Elena - Jul 10, 2003 1:38:30 pm PDT #3299 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Oh, as usual, dear.

Hayden, that's the sort of crazy talk that leads to Buffista rewrites.


bon bon - Jul 10, 2003 1:47:35 pm PDT #3300 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Xander says it about the boy who is first killed by Ampata-- the one with the braces.


§ ita § - Jul 10, 2003 1:48:42 pm PDT #3301 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a beautiful line, one that needs to be quoted far more.

Your BF's taste ain't bad.


Sean K - Jul 10, 2003 1:49:38 pm PDT #3302 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It would have been fitting to have the FE appear as Buffy to, say, the Scoobies, the Potentials, Andrew, Dawn, Wood, the paperboy - anyone aside from just Caleb and Spike.

Wow. Until you said something just now Elena, it never occured to me how very upsetting it was that the First never appeared as Buffy to people who were not Caleb or Spike.

It now makes no sense at all.

Appearing to the Scoobies as Buffy would have done MUCH MORE DAMAGE!!!

I'm am now convinced the the first was the stupidest and lamest Buffy villan ever. And also completely wasted.

S7 was totally stoopid. Now I'm all annoyed.


bon bon - Jul 10, 2003 1:51:47 pm PDT #3303 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Your BF's taste ain't bad.

His taste is excellent, indeed.

Now I must leave. We have Things To Do.


Hayden - Jul 10, 2003 1:55:48 pm PDT #3304 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hayden, that's the sort of crazy talk that leads to Buffista rewrites.

I'd almost forgotten about that. We should do that for the whole damn final season. And the previous one.