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Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.

This is where we talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No spoilers though?if you post one by accident, an admin will delete it. This thread is NO LONGER NAFDA. Please don't discuss current Angel events here.

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Fred Pete - May 21, 2003 1:56:38 pm PDT #1739 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

And Andrew being startled, then slowly putting his arms around Xander as tears welled up in his own eyes.

~~And slowly relaxing~~

~~And as they become more comfortable~~

Sorry, I can't take that any further without saying things I really shouldn't be saying right now.

Caroma - May 21, 2003 1:56:56 pm PDT #1740 of 10001

Hello! I must be going.

As for the age thing, I would imagine that there's an age limit up and downwards. I don't know why, and showing an old lady fighting a mugger or a baby throwing her bowl across a football field would have been nice. But maybe the spell worked by latching onto a hormone released only by women near or capable of periods or something. I dunno.

Oh yeah, what I've been meaning to say all day: Kennedy's persistent state of living still bugs me, but in their last scenes I started to buy W/K, the least hot lesbians on TV. The secret is for them not to talk. Or touch each other. And be at least 20 feet away from each other at all times. Those have been their best scenes.

And oh yeah, if Sunnydale=Santa Barbara, somebody should have remembered the existence of the Pacific Ocean. But flooding the pit as well as sinking it would have been too much, and would have thwarted the escape of our heroes, unless they'd hotwired Chitty Chitty Bang Bus.

amych - May 21, 2003 1:57:11 pm PDT #1741 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Calli, Bavarian ubervamp slash? I'm shocked!

Sean K - May 21, 2003 2:00:41 pm PDT #1742 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Wow! Every time I think about that insecure little girl at the plate suddenly no longer being insecure, and how far she's gonna hit that ball, I just get all teary.

smonster - May 21, 2003 2:03:06 pm PDT #1743 of 10001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And slowly relaxing

And as they become more comfortable

Months later, Xander finds himself thinking of that moment much more frequently than he can explain. Wonders if Willow actually did "gay him up" as per request.

smonster - May 21, 2003 2:03:38 pm PDT #1744 of 10001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

IHSK.

Winnow - May 21, 2003 2:03:55 pm PDT #1745 of 10001

Don't make me come down there!

Seriously, I can't take that little baseball girl. I was that little girl at the plate.

§ ita § - May 21, 2003 2:04:45 pm PDT #1746 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stop with the baseball girl! I'm at work!

P.M. Marc - May 21, 2003 2:12:27 pm PDT #1747 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Baseball girl was the BESTEST.

Except for Vi.

Damn you, wee Jon, for having Dibs. VI SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE LESBIAN!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOT VI ON WILL ACTION????

(weeps)

mikal - May 21, 2003 2:13:14 pm PDT #1748 of 10001

What I love most about you core whores: the foreplay .... tina F.

From the NYT article:

although her wardrobe remained as spiffy as ever, her soul was battered.

every time she staked a villain, somewhere in the TV ether you could hear all of the cowboys' long-dead girlfriends cheering.

Kinda sums it up .... ay?

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