I've been known to burst out with an extremely unladylike "oh for the love of little green apples!" every now and then.
God didn't make little green apples
And it don't rain in Indianapolis...
Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.
'First Date'
Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer
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Cindy - Apr 15, 2003 9:52:34 am PDT #206 of 10005
Nobody
Consuela - Apr 15, 2003 9:58:21 am PDT #207 of 10005
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
In college my favorite swear was "Fuck a flying dead duck!" Thus pissing off both the hunting lobby and the necrophiliacs in one swell foop.
These days I'm more likely to say "Christ on a crutch!" or "For the love of jebuslug!", the latter primarily in fannish locations.
Beverly - Apr 15, 2003 10:07:43 am PDT #208 of 10005
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
heheheheheee! Suela said "swell foop"!
Okay, spoonerisms make me giddy. What?
Trudy Booth - Apr 15, 2003 10:08:10 am PDT #209 of 10005
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And there is always the late '80s classic, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
I don't know if I could have learned to swear without Heathers.
Aims - Apr 15, 2003 10:09:26 am PDT #210 of 10005
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I like "Bugger this for a bunch of bananas" and "Sod a dog".
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2003 10:09:26 am PDT #211 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
Which, for reasons I don't understand, seems to have evolved into "fuck me with a SPOON" as a favoured epithet of mine.
P.M. Marc - Apr 15, 2003 10:12:36 am PDT #212 of 10005
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'm in love with "Suck my soft-pack".
In my late teens/early twenties, "suck my cock" was a fav, although it was frequently pointed out to me that I didn't have one.
Cindy - Apr 15, 2003 10:17:56 am PDT #213 of 10005
Nobody
In my late teens/early twenties, "suck my cock" was a fav, although it was frequently pointed out to me that I didn't have one.
And somewhere outside of space and time, Freud heaves a contented sigh.
Trudy Booth - Apr 15, 2003 10:22:35 am PDT #214 of 10005
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In my late teens/early twenties, "suck my cock" was a fav, although it was frequently pointed out to me that I didn't have one.
Once while stage managing I told a noisy dressingroom full of actors (who'd been warned repeatedly that they could be heard in the audience) to "suck my dick". It got them real quiet.
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2003 10:24:36 am PDT #215 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have encouraged others to "suck my dick". Whenever guys suggested I didn't have one, I usually replied "Bet it's still bigger than yours, though."