My new favorite curse is "buggering hell." Hubby twitches when I say "fuck" because he feels it's unladylike (which caused me to stare at him in concern that, after 18 years together, he still has fantasies of me being ladylike), but "bugger" doesn't bother him as much.
No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.
Riley ,'Lessons'
Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer
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Connie Neil - Apr 15, 2003 9:08:32 am PDT #196 of 10005
brillig
Julie - Apr 15, 2003 9:13:04 am PDT #197 of 10005
Put me down as a buggerer. And a shitter. And a fucker.
erm.. so to speak.
Under great pressure nothing beats the eloquence of a nice long string of fuckity fucking fucks.
Also, awfully fond of "sodding" in front of anything that does not please me.
Oh, look! It's just like Sartre.
Nutty - Apr 15, 2003 9:33:28 am PDT #198 of 10005
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Will no one speak up for the silly and harmless -- and thus more startling -- "Oh my sainted Aunt Marie!" or "For the love of Mike!"?
Am I the only one, she asks tremulously??
Sometimes, a well-placed "Jesus wept" can be very effective. Okay, maybe it only works when you can hear the "I'm about to beat your brains in" tone.
Hayden - Apr 15, 2003 9:35:32 am PDT #199 of 10005
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I cuss quite a bit. It's just considered polite here in Texas. Apologies to anyone I've offended with a stray epithet. It's just my way of trying to talk around the bullshit.
DXMachina - Apr 15, 2003 9:40:40 am PDT #200 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Am I the only one, she asks tremulously??
Oh, for crying out loud. No, for Pete's sake...
Jessica - Apr 15, 2003 9:42:51 am PDT #201 of 10005
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I've been known to burst out with an extremely unladylike "oh for the love of little green apples!" every now and then.
Nutty - Apr 15, 2003 9:46:31 am PDT #202 of 10005
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Deeply embarrassing confession #1:
I occasionally use the epithet "Szplitz on Szplug!" when I am frustrated at myself. This epithet was coined (In French, mimicking fake-Czech) in a Tintin graphic novel involving the Iron Curtain, intrigue, and that irritating blonde opera singer whose name I forget.
Deeply embarrassing confession #2:
When I feel the need to express my opinions of other people's driving and/or ambulatory habits, I have fallen back on "dumb bunny!" with increasing regularity.
I think the guys in white coats are on their way here right now.
Connie Neil - Apr 15, 2003 9:48:32 am PDT #203 of 10005
brillig
It's very handy to have British curses handy, because most local folk think I'm being all quaint and PBS-ly. Then actual Brits wander past and hear me and I have to apologize to their poor shocked selves.
I always wonder what visiting Brits think as they drive around and see all the gardening stores proudly declaring "SOD!" on their signs.
DXMachina - Apr 15, 2003 9:49:32 am PDT #204 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
When I feel the need to express my opinions of other people's driving and/or ambulatory habits, I have fallen back on "dumb bunny!" with increasing regularity.
Oh. Dear.
sarameg - Apr 15, 2003 9:49:46 am PDT #205 of 10005
"oh lord love a duck" for disgust