"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
Which, for reasons I don't understand, seems to have evolved into "fuck me with a SPOON" as a favoured epithet of mine.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
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§ ita § - Apr 15, 2003 10:09:26 am PDT #211 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
P.M. Marc - Apr 15, 2003 10:12:36 am PDT #212 of 10005
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'm in love with "Suck my soft-pack".
In my late teens/early twenties, "suck my cock" was a fav, although it was frequently pointed out to me that I didn't have one.
Cindy - Apr 15, 2003 10:17:56 am PDT #213 of 10005
Nobody
In my late teens/early twenties, "suck my cock" was a fav, although it was frequently pointed out to me that I didn't have one.
And somewhere outside of space and time, Freud heaves a contented sigh.
Trudy Booth - Apr 15, 2003 10:22:35 am PDT #214 of 10005
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In my late teens/early twenties, "suck my cock" was a fav, although it was frequently pointed out to me that I didn't have one.
Once while stage managing I told a noisy dressingroom full of actors (who'd been warned repeatedly that they could be heard in the audience) to "suck my dick". It got them real quiet.
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2003 10:24:36 am PDT #215 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have encouraged others to "suck my dick". Whenever guys suggested I didn't have one, I usually replied "Bet it's still bigger than yours, though."
Cindy - Apr 15, 2003 10:25:21 am PDT #216 of 10005
Nobody
I've been saying that to my husband, lately. He laughed the first few times. Now he's giving me that look that most closely translates as: I-think-those-people-online may-not-be-so-good-for-you.
Deena - Apr 15, 2003 10:30:19 am PDT #217 of 10005
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Huh, I've been getting that look quite a bit, lately. Also the are-you-SURE-you-don't-love-the-buffistas-more-than-me? look.
Aims - Apr 15, 2003 10:37:12 am PDT #218 of 10005
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's gotta be better than the I liked it better when I was the Buffista!! look.
Susan W. - Apr 15, 2003 10:39:45 am PDT #219 of 10005
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
These days I'm more likely to say "Christ on a crutch!" or "For the love of jebuslug!", the latter primarily in fannish locations.
I catch myself saying "Kahless on crutches" sometimes. I blame Macedon and Peg's Voyager fanfic.
Cindy - Apr 15, 2003 10:42:16 am PDT #220 of 10005
Nobody
It's gotta be better than the I liked it better when I was the Buffista!! look.
Heh! That is a good one. I think my husband is a Buffista-spirit baby. I told him that tonight's BtVS was being postponed until 11:00pm because of the Red Sox game. Now, my husband used to be a season ticket holder - was for years.
He ranted and raved, "IT'S ONLY APRIL. THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT. CALL UP UPN38. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WE HAVEN'T HAD NEW!BUFFY IN HOW LONG?"
But I think I'll learn an object lesson from Mr. Aimee and keep myself as the only born Buffista.