I am ready to whup some monkey ass.
Don't get me started.
I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And I'll just fade away.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Voting Discussion: We're Screwing In Light Bulbs AIFG!
We open it up, we talks the talk, we votes, we shuts it down. This thread is to free up Bureaucracy for daily details as we hammer out the Big Issues towards a vote. Open only when a proposal has been made and seconded according to Buffista policy (Which we voted on!). If this thread is closed, hie thee to Bureaucracy instead!
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2003 3:15:01 pm PST #192 of 10289
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Mar 21, 2003 3:16:14 pm PST #193 of 10289
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
The closed discussion period should be:
1) 6 hours
2) 6 months
3) 6 monkeys
Sophia Brooks - Mar 21, 2003 3:17:37 pm PST #194 of 10289
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I vote 6 monkeys!
Cindy - Mar 21, 2003 3:23:11 pm PST #195 of 10289
Nobody
TomW - Mar 21, 2003 3:27:26 pm PST #196 of 10289
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
That's the problem. You let monkeys onto the ballot and suddenly everybody goes monkey-crazy!
Oh, they're so cute! Oh, they're so helpful! Oh, they're so funny!
Before you know it, the board has been renamed "Monkey", all the threads are called "Monkey", everybody has to post under Monkey-related names, like "Monkey-Luvva" and we're only allowed to discuss Mutant Enemy shows that have monkeys in them.
Well, I say that monkeys are just a bunch of poop flinging trouble makers.
amyth - Mar 21, 2003 3:28:47 pm PST #197 of 10289
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Well, I say that monkeys are just a bunch of poop flinging trouble makers.
Your monkey hate makes Joss cry.
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2003 3:35:05 pm PST #198 of 10289
If I only had a brain...
Not only that, they masturbate in public.
Hence the need for monkey pants.
John H - Mar 21, 2003 3:44:50 pm PST #199 of 10289
Nobody's suggested a free-number entry system so we can end up with four point two months or something? I'm not really advocating it, I'm just asking. I don't think people really hated 42, even the Fifty Faction.
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2003 3:48:38 pm PST #200 of 10289
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nobody's suggested a free-number entry system so we can end up with four point two months or something?
MATH!! MATH!!! Don't make me diss Halle.
I don't think people really hated 42, even the Fifty Faction.
I did, having voted whatever the minimum was.
Gandalfe - Mar 21, 2003 3:52:17 pm PST #201 of 10289
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
BTW, as a point of clarification: Are we talking about 3 (or 6, or 4, or whatever) months, or 90 (or 180, or 120) days? Just so that there is no confusion. 3 months could be as few as 88 days, or as many as 92.