Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - May 30, 2025 11:25:34 am PDT #7469 of 7490
Our wings are not tired.

Ouch! Ow! Yikes! I hurt just thinking about it. FWIW, I have good luck using coconut oil on cysts.


lisah - May 30, 2025 11:33:05 am PDT #7470 of 7490
Punishingly Intricate

The “traditional” method for getting rid of ganglon cysts is to smack them with a bible so…


dcp - May 30, 2025 11:34:59 am PDT #7471 of 7490
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Perhaps it was a blessed fire door.


Steph L. - May 30, 2025 12:53:18 pm PDT #7472 of 7490
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The “traditional” method for getting rid of ganglon cysts is to smack them with a bible so…

I hope this was figured out with a control group that got whacked with a secular book of the same size as the bible. But the bibles and secular books would have to be covered in brown paper so it could be a methodologically rigorous double-blind comparison.


lisah - May 30, 2025 2:20:55 pm PDT #7473 of 7490
Punishingly Intricate

Science!


Calli - May 31, 2025 9:40:46 am PDT #7474 of 7490
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I’m imagining Steph chasing after someone with a paper-covered family Bible in her hands yelling, “Get back here! This smacking is for science!”


Steph L. - May 31, 2025 9:42:43 am PDT #7475 of 7490
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You have to imagine me wearing a lab coat while I do it. For science.


JenP - May 31, 2025 10:01:32 am PDT #7476 of 7490

And your evil hand is holding the Bible. Irony.


Steph L. - May 31, 2025 10:07:05 am PDT #7477 of 7490
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm kind of disappointed at how not-evil my hand is. Maybe when I get surgery for the left one, it'll become evil.


DavidS - May 31, 2025 11:43:26 am PDT #7478 of 7490
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm kind of disappointed at how not-evil my hand is. Maybe when I get surgery for the left one, it'll become evil.

I think chaotic neutral is perhaps the best you can hope for, as your hand carelessly knocks over your glass of water.