Perimenopause does suck. In fact, I’m still convinced that whoever designed these human bodies was on crack or something, definitely needed to take a little bit more time to get the flaws out.

I went to the doctor today and got all the drugs. Hopefully, I’ll be feeling better by Monday, when my sister arrives. This cough does not want to go away.

Chihuahuas are pretty well known for being one-person dogs and disliking everyone else, aren't they? You'd think a pet with all the wilderness survival capability of a Guinea pig might be motivated to curry favor with as many potential providers and protectors as possible.

You'd think a pet with all the wilderness survival capability of a Guinea pig might be motivated to curry favor with as many potential providers and protectors as possible

My dog loves me a lot but he absolutely would be like “oh no, I have no mother….hello nice stranger will you be my mother?” And they would say yes of course!