On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Mar 24, 2025 7:51:43 am PDT #6355 of 6854
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yes, same. Fortunately, it always pre-populates so it doesn’t take a minute.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2025 8:10:49 am PDT #6356 of 6854
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

On the plane and heading home.

Great seeing old friends from Kenyon, Josh’s family and his wide circle of friends and colleagues.

I got to speak to speak on the second night. Got choked 2 or 3 times when the animal grief hit me but said my piece, made my tribute. Spoke from the head and heart.

Had a lovely stay at the Langham and Alibelle dropped homemade cookies off for me! (And they are so good.)


Jessica - Mar 24, 2025 8:33:24 am PDT #6357 of 6854
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yes, it really would be that simple if the content teams didn't have to work in Salesforce. Yes, really.

Thoughts and prayers. During my brief stint as Salesforce PM for [redacted] I spent so many commutes crying in my car that I eventually wound up taking a massive pay cut just to move to a new role far far away. Every time I encounter a new productivity workflow that is OBVIOUSLY just three Salesforce apps in a trenchcoat, I want to curl into a fetal position and hide. It is genuinely the worst.

“F continues to amaze me with her talent in all curriculum areas. She is the most engaged reader in the class by far and is totally committed to understanding every new math concept.”

Amazing! Totally brag-worthy!


Tom Scola - Mar 24, 2025 9:28:48 am PDT #6358 of 6854
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I refer to software apps like Salesforce as “managerware”, because of how they shift work from managers onto their employees.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2025 1:33:54 pm PDT #6359 of 6854
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Tom, that sounds like a great weekend!

My team's Salesforce woes are related to its "publishing" workflow. Which Salesforce doesn't use for its own customer documentation.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2025 5:28:50 pm PDT #6360 of 6854
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Dear upper management: You maybe shouldn't be so gung-ho about AI transcription if you can't somehow stop Zoom from sending the full transcript to EVERYONE in the review meeting, even if some people were required to leave so their own performance could be discussed.

:: evil laughter ::


meara - Mar 24, 2025 5:30:09 pm PDT #6361 of 6854

Oh wow Atropa that’s awkward.


brenda m - Mar 24, 2025 6:33:30 pm PDT #6362 of 6854
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh shit. That’s…something.


meara - Mar 24, 2025 6:53:58 pm PDT #6363 of 6854

I mean it’s probably much much better that I don’t see that kind of thing as it would likely make me furious. Cause I doubt it’s everyone going “she’s the best whats the highest amount we can possibly justify paying her?” And because companies and capitalism are obnoxious (this year they took us from 1-5 rating to just 1-3 which doesn’t leave a lot of nuance!)


Dana - Mar 24, 2025 7:02:10 pm PDT #6364 of 6854
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm so tired of having AI added to things or being told to figure out how to add it to something.