River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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msbelle - Feb 05, 2025 7:41:55 am PST #5194 of 5203
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I’m drained today. Just going to do a little work and keep my mouse moving so it shows I’m online.

Bleargh on all of it.


Laura - Feb 05, 2025 7:54:48 am PST #5195 of 5203
Our wings are not tired.

I'm having flashbacks of every day bringing a horror worse than the previous day. We've been here before. They have to top themselves. Every day we think it can't get worse, and then.


-t - Feb 05, 2025 8:49:54 am PST #5196 of 5203
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have to keep reminding myself that just because it's absurd doesn't mean he won't actually do it. This timeline is wack.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2025 9:36:20 am PST #5197 of 5203
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Eggs are available here but they are hella expensive. I've been paying close to $10/dozen for organic free-range in the supermarket (those used to be the prices I was paying at the farmstand before my local farmstand moved far away).


Tom Scola - Feb 05, 2025 9:40:33 am PST #5198 of 5203
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

100,000 eggs stolen from Pennsylvania supplier


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2025 9:55:52 am PST #5199 of 5203
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I got up at 5 am today to take my dad for an outpatient heart procedure (it involves sedation, so he couldn't drive himself). AND THEN, the procedure ended up being cancelled because Dad had missed a dose of his blood thinner. His heart rhythm is in Afib, which is both an irregular heartbeat and a rapid heart beat. So he was going to have cardioversion to get his heart back into normal rhythm, and they do that by shocking him.

The pre-procedure notes he had said to tell his doctor if he missed even a single dose of the blood thinner in the last 4 weeks, because missing a dose could cause a blood clot, and if there was a clot while he’s getting zapped, he could have a stroke. The pre-procedure notes didn’t say “call your doctor’s office the day before the procedure to let them know you missed a dose”; it literally just said “tell your doctor if you missed a dose,” so he thought that meant he could tell the doctor when he got to the hospital. So he did. And then they cancelled the procedure. They’ll reschedule it for 4-5 weeks from now.

I am desperately hoping they schedule it for later in the day. Or even later in the morning. 5 a.m. is fucking brutal.


-t - Feb 05, 2025 10:22:18 am PST #5200 of 5203
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oof, that's rough, Tep. Good luck.

I know it's, like, an actual crime and all, but "egg heist by Dave Matthews" is kinda cracking me up


JenP - Feb 05, 2025 10:31:39 am PST #5201 of 5203

Where are they going to unload 100,000 eggs that doesn't scream "Hey! These are the hot ones from PA!" I mean, you can't really pace it out over a year -- they're eggs. Anyway...


Jessica - Feb 05, 2025 10:41:35 am PST #5202 of 5203
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The stolen eggs had a retail value of roughly $40,000 (or $4.80 per dozen).

I want to know where on the East Coast you can get Pete & Gerry's organic eggs for $4.80/dozen!! Did the thief leave a contact number, I'll order some right now!


amyparker - Feb 05, 2025 10:44:10 am PST #5203 of 5203
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Guinness Book of World Records cake?


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