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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'

Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

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smonster - May 10, 2024 10:58:13 am PDT #289 of 2667

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And now my stuff:

Staying with Calli was an absolute delight. I petted Liefur and Javi came to smell me while I pretended to sleep, which I am counting as a win.

And I. Got. The. Job. I start 6/24, so the clock is ticking. I’m giving notice Monday. Looking at a place today where I’d have the upstairs area of a condo to myself, with a private bath and sitting area, and would be living with a woman who looks to be in her mid-50s and has a cat. The location is pretty much PERFECT and the rent is in my budget.

So I release the job~ma in exchange for any housing~ma that might be floating around.

Tom Scola - May 10, 2024 10:59:58 am PDT #290 of 2667

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

YAY!

Steph L. - May 10, 2024 11:01:56 am PDT #291 of 2667

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

And I. Got. The. Job.

Hooray!!!! That's so exciting!

JenP - May 10, 2024 11:22:33 am PDT #292 of 2667

smonster, that is fan-fucking-tastic! Congratulations! So happy for you. Yay!

dcp - May 10, 2024 11:23:51 am PDT #293 of 2667

"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye

smonster, congrats on a successful job hunt.

Steph, how does Tim respond? How do you want him to respond? "Did you leave a message? No? Why not?" "Oh, we never answer the landline." "Did you call her cellphone?" "Why are you calling me ?"

Dana - May 10, 2024 11:23:56 am PDT #294 of 2667

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Hooray!

-t - May 10, 2024 11:40:26 am PDT #295 of 2667

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's wonderful, smonster! I'm so happy for you!

erikaj - May 10, 2024 11:44:55 am PDT #296 of 2667

I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

New starts for everyone!(Did I say that out loud....well, okay, I wish.) But it's totally cool that smonster goes first. Tep, hope your dad gets a new hobby. That totally isn't texting(Ugh, my brother...don't get me started on that.)

Jessica - May 10, 2024 11:46:13 am PDT #297 of 2667

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I. Got. The. Job. I start 6/24

Wooooooooo hooooooooo!!!

Trudy Booth - May 10, 2024 12:14:37 pm PDT #298 of 2667

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And the downside to the ludicrous decision to call applesauce an ultra-processed food is that, if I'm comparing apple(sauce) to oranges, and fucking applesauce is a Big Bad Ultraprocessed Food, then fuck it; I'm going to get a sausage and egg McMuffin instead, because it's ultra-processed, too, and if they're both evil, then I'm getting the one that is the best breakfast sandwich ever (voted on by: me), and not just apple ground into a paste.

A friend of my mom's High School priest told the kids that French Kissing is a Cardinal Sin! so, having been necking for years, they all went ahead and fucked.

My rescue dog was in a horde and is pretty much anorexic and agoraphobic. He's improved more than I ever dreamt, but also continues to find novel ways to be weird. Being 7.5 pounds (up from 6!) and toothless, however, he's pretty easy to manage.

Wonderful job news, smonster!

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