smonster, that is fan-fucking-tastic! Congratulations! So happy for you. Yay!
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
'The Message'
Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JenP - May 10, 2024 11:22:33 am PDT #292 of 2667
dcp - May 10, 2024 11:23:51 am PDT #293 of 2667
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye
smonster, congrats on a successful job hunt.
Steph, how does Tim respond? How do you want him to respond? "Did you leave a message? No? Why not?" "Oh, we never answer the landline." "Did you call her cellphone?" "Why are you calling me ?"
Dana - May 10, 2024 11:23:56 am PDT #294 of 2667
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Hooray!
-t - May 10, 2024 11:40:26 am PDT #295 of 2667
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's wonderful, smonster! I'm so happy for you!
erikaj - May 10, 2024 11:44:55 am PDT #296 of 2667
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
New starts for everyone!(Did I say that out loud....well, okay, I wish.) But it's totally cool that smonster goes first. Tep, hope your dad gets a new hobby. That totally isn't texting(Ugh, my brother...don't get me started on that.)
Jessica - May 10, 2024 11:46:13 am PDT #297 of 2667
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I. Got. The. Job. I start 6/24
Wooooooooo hooooooooo!!!
Trudy Booth - May 10, 2024 12:14:37 pm PDT #298 of 2667
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And the downside to the ludicrous decision to call applesauce an ultra-processed food is that, if I'm comparing apple(sauce) to oranges, and fucking applesauce is a Big Bad Ultraprocessed Food, then fuck it; I'm going to get a sausage and egg McMuffin instead, because it's ultra-processed, too, and if they're both evil, then I'm getting the one that is the best breakfast sandwich ever (voted on by: me), and not just apple ground into a paste.A friend of my mom's High School priest told the kids that French Kissing is a Cardinal Sin! so, having been necking for years, they all went ahead and fucked.
My rescue dog was in a horde and is pretty much anorexic and agoraphobic. He's improved more than I ever dreamt, but also continues to find novel ways to be weird. Being 7.5 pounds (up from 6!) and toothless, however, he's pretty easy to manage.
Wonderful job news, smonster!
Gudanov - May 10, 2024 12:20:16 pm PDT #299 of 2667
Coding and Sleeping
I. Got. The. Job. I start 6/24Awesome!
sj - May 10, 2024 12:50:03 pm PDT #300 of 2667
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Congratulations, Smonster! That’s awesome!
Something weird is happening in the universe. A guy has flirted with me in public for the second time this month. This is roughly the equivalent of the number of men who have flirted with me in my entire life up until this point.
Trudy Booth - May 10, 2024 1:22:14 pm PDT #301 of 2667
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In completely frivolous news, the sitcom Ghosts is my new happy place. That show just tickles me.