We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 10, 2024 10:20:36 am PDT #285 of 2666
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Your dad has given you a lot of tiring bullshit, that's for sure. Hope the new stylist is great!


Steph L. - May 10, 2024 10:28:09 am PDT #286 of 2666
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

If I were a betting woman, I'd bet 4 Siamese kittens that he'll call the landline while I'm getting my hair cut and absolutely freak out when I don't answer. I would bet 4 additional Maine Coon kittens that he will NOT follow up the landline call by calling my cell (which I wouldn't answer at the salon anyway).


-t - May 10, 2024 10:42:53 am PDT #287 of 2666
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think you will be able to find anyone to give you good odds


smonster - May 10, 2024 10:53:06 am PDT #288 of 2666
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hi darlings! Have skipped and skimmed.

We now want a remake of Bend it like Beckham where the girls are gay and Joe the coach falls for Tony the gay cousin.

Yes please.

Atropa, so sorry your dad is having health mysteries. Glad he is communicating at least. I’m also curious about your supplements, when you have a spoon to spare.

Love all the Shir updates.


smonster - May 10, 2024 10:58:13 am PDT #289 of 2666
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And now my stuff:

Staying with Calli was an absolute delight. I petted Liefur and Javi came to smell me while I pretended to sleep, which I am counting as a win.

And I. Got. The. Job. I start 6/24, so the clock is ticking. I’m giving notice Monday. Looking at a place today where I’d have the upstairs area of a condo to myself, with a private bath and sitting area, and would be living with a woman who looks to be in her mid-50s and has a cat. The location is pretty much PERFECT and the rent is in my budget.

So I release the job~ma in exchange for any housing~ma that might be floating around.


Tom Scola - May 10, 2024 10:59:58 am PDT #290 of 2666
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

YAY!


Steph L. - May 10, 2024 11:01:56 am PDT #291 of 2666
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

And I. Got. The. Job.

Hooray!!!! That's so exciting!


JenP - May 10, 2024 11:22:33 am PDT #292 of 2666

smonster, that is fan-fucking-tastic! Congratulations! So happy for you. Yay!


dcp - May 10, 2024 11:23:51 am PDT #293 of 2666
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye

smonster, congrats on a successful job hunt.

Steph, how does Tim respond? How do you want him to respond? "Did you leave a message? No? Why not?" "Oh, we never answer the landline." "Did you call her cellphone?" "Why are you calling me ?"


Dana - May 10, 2024 11:23:56 am PDT #294 of 2666
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Hooray!