Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 27, 2024 9:56:06 am PDT #2288 of 2652
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

IKEA is going to start a marketplace for second-hand furniture of theirs

So...Craigslist?


P.M. Marc - Aug 27, 2024 10:10:08 am PDT #2289 of 2652
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Craigslist around here has gone very downhill, and I can no longer find a critical mass of Used IKEA (I guess it's all on FB Marketplace or something), so I welcome our new Used IKEA overlords.


Toddson - Aug 27, 2024 10:26:34 am PDT #2290 of 2652
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There was a news story - from Sweden a couple of years ago - that someone called the police because of yelling, swearing, things going bump in the night - and when they checked it turned out to be. yes, IKEA assembly. So it sounds like it's as bad for Swedes as for Americans.


Toddson - Aug 27, 2024 1:35:43 pm PDT #2291 of 2652
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Republican weirdness level raised: Seemingly, RFKjr found a dead whale on the beach, but its head off with a chainsaw, strapped it to the roof of his car and drove down the highway. He went zipping down dripping blood, whale oil and whale offal as he went (this is from his daughter). Disgusting, sharing it with other drivers, the passengers cut air holes in plastic bags in an attempt to make it less disgusting. Environmental groups are now calling for an investigation. (And, somewhere, Mitt Romney is laughing)


DebetEsse - Aug 27, 2024 2:21:15 pm PDT #2292 of 2652
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Man... I wonder where that brain worm came from...


askye - Aug 27, 2024 2:49:00 pm PDT #2293 of 2652
Thrive to spite them

RFKjr has this and the bear story but the GOP is freaking out because Tim Walz posted about his dog and him and his dog at a dog park and the dogs in the two pictures WEREN'T the same DOG! Walz Was LYING about his DOG!

or you know he took a picture of a dog at the dog park.


askye - Aug 27, 2024 3:03:25 pm PDT #2294 of 2652
Thrive to spite them

My shoulder is feeling better not as much as I would like. What I would like is to be able to take more than a day to rest it. Tomorrow starts my 5 days in a row and I have to go back on Thursday for re evaluation.


erikaj - Aug 27, 2024 3:29:45 pm PDT #2295 of 2652
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I've heard of Republicans getting dogs for their campaign ads and bringing them back to the shelter afterward.


Hil R. - Aug 27, 2024 4:12:18 pm PDT #2296 of 2652
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Got through my first two days of teaching for this semester. I'm teaching three classes in-person, which is the most I've done in a while -- the past few years, I've had one or two in-person and the rest online. It's three sections of the same class, though, so at least that's just one prep. Already had to make one complaint to the classrooms people -- I generally teach while sitting on a tall chair at the front of the classroom and using the overhead projector, and the chair in one of the classrooms is totally broken. Like, the height won't adjust, and if you lean back even slightly the whole thing tips over. So, working on getting that replaced. Other than that, classes going well, just tiring.


EpicTangent - Aug 27, 2024 4:22:17 pm PDT #2297 of 2652
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Wow, Hil, if they ever just had you set up right at the beginning of the semester it'd be rather a miracle!

Hil, I actually wanted to ask you a question. I'm trying to figure out what exactly my relationship is to my cousin's granddaughter (2nd cousin? once removed?) I'm sure I could figure it out if I really sat down and tried to figure out the math, but I thought with all the genealogy study you've done you could probably help me without all the agita. So, can you tell me what my (female) cousin's granddaughter (on the maternal side, our mothers were sisters if it makes a difference) is to me? (If this is something you'd usually charge for or is any other way an overreach, feel free to shut me down. I promise not to get cross).