Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 06, 2026 7:10:01 pm PST #10956 of 10993
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

So my New Year’s resolution was to post again and you are all talking about gimlets! I love a gimlet, and I actually loved Rose’s Lime! That is how I taught many an open bartender how to make a gimlet, because they never knew what I wanted when I ordered it. They often gave me a ginourmous glass full, rather than a cocktail. Now I don’t know what to do when avoiding sugar because even tonic water has metric tons! Gin plus club soda plus a squeeze of lime?


JenP - Jan 06, 2026 7:35:29 pm PST #10957 of 10993

Hi, Sophia!

I dislike gin, so I have nothing to offer here.


Calli - Jan 06, 2026 7:36:07 pm PST #10958 of 10993
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Obviously I'm not just tossing tonic in 'em. Any suggestions are welcome.

If you have more of a floral-forward gin, like Hendricks, a gin fizz is nice.


Steph L. - Jan 06, 2026 7:36:12 pm PST #10959 of 10993
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I dislike gin, so I have nothing to offer here.

Girl, SAME.

Hi, Sophia!


-t - Jan 06, 2026 10:10:44 pm PST #10960 of 10993
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was making my own lime cordial for a while there because of all the gimlet discussion here back when. Gin spritz, Sophia? Ooh, you could try that True Lime stuff - it’s so good in Diet Coke, might be good with gin


Sophia Brooks - Jan 07, 2026 5:15:40 am PST #10961 of 10993
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I love True Line! I got some in my stocking this year. I will have to try it


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2026 6:32:39 am PST #10962 of 10993
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

True Lime is excellent on popcorn.


-t - Jan 07, 2026 6:42:18 am PST #10963 of 10993
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think I have not tried that and ought to


-t - Jan 07, 2026 6:46:29 am PST #10964 of 10993
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Now, where can I get True Lime that isn’t Amazon? Because I suddenly feel like I should be sprinkling some on or in everything I consume


-t - Jan 07, 2026 6:47:48 am PST #10965 of 10993
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And the answer appears to be…Staples? Really? Huh.