Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 17, 2021 9:14:29 am PDT #6489 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In conclusion I have said everything already therefore this is the end of the paper goodbye.

That's what conclusions are just in different words, right?


dcp - May 17, 2021 9:21:37 am PDT #6490 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I have said everything already

Would it help to think of it as writing an elevator pitch? Or does it need to be more involved and detailed than that?


Jessica - May 17, 2021 9:23:50 am PDT #6491 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

That's what conclusions are just in different words, right?

Yeah I just need to stretch that to like three paragraphs about how consumption patterns during the 1918 influenza pandemic something something racism something modern day blah.


-t - May 17, 2021 9:28:28 am PDT #6492 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It really does seem like Word should be able to do that on its own. Have you tried turning on Autosuggest: Conclusion? Where's Clippy when you need him?


DavidS - May 17, 2021 9:29:11 am PDT #6493 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

how consumption patterns during the 1918 influenza pandemic something something racism something modern day blah.

I think you could do this as either Mad Libs, or crowdsourced or crowdsourced Mad Libs.


Jessica - May 17, 2021 9:32:43 am PDT #6494 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Where's Clippy when you need him?

It looks like you're trying to bullshit your way to the required pagecount, do you want help?


Steph L. - May 17, 2021 9:38:54 am PDT #6495 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

We didn't make her go to church yesterday, and she slept in past noon.

I'm not a parent, but I do remember being a teenager, and ISTR that teens need about 100 hours of sleep in any given 24-hour period.


Laura - May 17, 2021 9:44:11 am PDT #6496 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I was the worst about getting up in the morning from my very first kindergarten days. I never slept well and it was torture for me to wake up. Of course it wasn't until decades later that I realized how much torture it was for my mother. Sorry Mom!


DavidS - May 17, 2021 9:44:37 am PDT #6497 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It looks like you're trying to bullshit your way to the required pagecount, do you want help?

Ha!

I'm not a parent, but I do remember being a teenager, and ISTR that teens need about 100 hours of sleep in any given 24-hour period.

I am cognizant that she's basically growing a whole new body without the benefit of dissolving into a goo within a cocoon. It's exhausting. And yet...when they sleep the day around it has adverse effects on mood.


meara - May 17, 2021 9:59:20 am PDT #6498 of 30000

I’m still the worst at getting up in the morning, though I no longer need to sleep until noon like a teenager. No matter what time I went to bed (though again, now going to bed much earlier than I used to). I just don’t want to wake up and it takes me a long while after waking up to really shake off the sleepies. This morning, I have failed that entirely despite coffee and walking the dog in the brisk morning air, so I’m hating Monday’s right now.

Happy birthday Vortex!!