Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 14, 2021 3:32:29 pm PDT #6414 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Next time I catch myself doing it, I'll be obligated to say, "THIS is the Bad Place."


flea - May 14, 2021 3:39:45 pm PDT #6415 of 30000
information libertarian

I had a job interview today! I presented myself as a professional!

As the parent of a 5 month old dog who is currently medium sized I am fairly sure she could take me in a fight if she wanted to. She is less than 50 pounds but incredibly strong and the TEETH.


Steph L. - May 14, 2021 3:40:55 pm PDT #6416 of 30000
Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

I won't lie; Murderbiscuit could end me if he wanted to.


DavidS - May 14, 2021 3:45:10 pm PDT #6417 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I had a job interview today! I presented myself as a professional!

Excellent! They should hire you.


Jesse - May 14, 2021 3:46:44 pm PDT #6418 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do you want the job, flea?


Sophia Brooks - May 14, 2021 4:50:10 pm PDT #6419 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

There's an A Winter's Tale joke here somewhere ("Exit, pursued by a bear), but I can't quite get there.

I made a bear once. They bought a giant bear, unstuffed it, and couldn’t figure out why a person could not get into the destuffed bear. Please note that people have shoulders and stuffed bears do not have shoulders.


dcp - May 14, 2021 4:53:24 pm PDT #6420 of 30000
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye

I made a bear once.

Can't resist: [link]


Sophia Brooks - May 14, 2021 4:58:52 pm PDT #6421 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

DCP, despite all its problems, that is my favorite episode, Or perhaps Espensode, because I think it is a Jane one


Beverly - May 14, 2021 5:02:26 pm PDT #6422 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Great minds, DCP, I flashed on that scene too. *g*


megan walker - May 14, 2021 5:29:17 pm PDT #6423 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

As of today, I am considered fully vaccinated! I will be celebrating this momentous event by getting a haircut from my erstwhile stylist, Curtis, who just opened a new salon in Hayes Valley this week. The last haircut I got from him (or anyone) was in August 2019 so right now I'm deciding if I'm going to get it cut for Locks of Love or similar or not.