Ouch

"What's ninety-two-ten?"

That makes my heart hurt.

Back to the which-animal-could-you-beat-in-a-fight poll, I'm most fascinated by the gender-flipped responses to Lion, which is apparently the only animal more intimidating to men than women!

The older sister of o e of my highschool friends didn’t know what The Peach Pit was, just recently when I referenced it. So 90210 too young for old olds and too old for younguns.

Yeah, I didn't watch 90210. But it's in the cultural gestalt enough that I recognize it.

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight? Are these the same people who think they can fight the US military with a handgun?

People are WAY too confident about beating a goose unarmed. Those fuckers are MEAN.

Seriously, though.

Back to the which-animal-could-you-beat-in-a-fight poll, I'm most fascinated by the gender-flipped responses to Lion, which is apparently the only animal more intimidating to men than women!

We think they are cats?

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight? Are these the same people who think they can fight the US military with a handgun?

Yes.

Ethan got some 90210 swag today (because Paramount+, I think?) and Dylan saw it and asked, "What's ninety-two-ten?" and anyway I am now dead of old age.

Oh noooooooooo.

heh ... a few years ago I was at the doctor's (I go to a teaching hospital for periodic blood pressure checks and prescription renewals, which don't require a high level of knowledge) and I asked the young doctor if, since I'd had measles when I was three, was I still immune. She looked at me in total astonishment and had to go ask her supervising physician who, I assume, either knew (being used to us oldies) or could look it up.

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight? Are these the same people who think they can fight the US military with a handgun?

Yes and they are probably the same ones that think they can hoard 20 containers of gas and drive around and it will be fine.

I have more of an update on my cousin, he has been able to move his left side, which previously he couldn't. He can't speak yet (he also has a trach) but he hasn't made any attempt to move his mouth. And though he hasn't swallowed anything he does seem to know what a cup is.. but that's conjecture.

A speech therapist came and was a complete bitch and talking about how this is the best it will be and how he will never speak right there in front of Jay and his girlfriend and then went out to the nurses station and loudly repeated the same things to the nurse there. Maybe he won't talk but damnit don't be like that.

Mom is coming home the 27th bc she needs a shot in her knee and also if she stays longer she will maim my aunt.

On the custody issue-- Aunt Wanda, despite her health problems, will be her grandson's legal guardian. Jay's gf , I guess, doesn't want to have to deal with the ex wife, which I don't blame her. Briefly Mom was going to be listed as a co guardian but the lawyer suggested it would be easier if it was just my aunt since she's lived in the home etc.

Also Jay's ex wife violated parole and has a warrant for her arrest so all the guardianship stuff has been fast tracked and no one thinks a judge will object to any of it. Although this is Florida so who knows..

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight?

Reminds me of the old joke: "I don't have to out-run the bear. I just have to out-run you."

There's an A Winter's Tale joke here somewhere ("Exit, pursued by a bear), but I can't quite get there.