All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 14, 2021 12:42:46 pm PDT #6402 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Back to the which-animal-could-you-beat-in-a-fight poll, I'm most fascinated by the gender-flipped responses to Lion, which is apparently the only animal more intimidating to men than women!


msbelle - May 14, 2021 12:43:56 pm PDT #6403 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The older sister of o e of my highschool friends didn’t know what The Peach Pit was, just recently when I referenced it. So 90210 too young for old olds and too old for younguns.


Calli - May 14, 2021 1:41:13 pm PDT #6404 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yeah, I didn't watch 90210. But it's in the cultural gestalt enough that I recognize it.

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight? Are these the same people who think they can fight the US military with a handgun?


Jesse - May 14, 2021 1:55:59 pm PDT #6405 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

People are WAY too confident about beating a goose unarmed. Those fuckers are MEAN.

Seriously, though.

Back to the which-animal-could-you-beat-in-a-fight poll, I'm most fascinated by the gender-flipped responses to Lion, which is apparently the only animal more intimidating to men than women!

We think they are cats?

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight? Are these the same people who think they can fight the US military with a handgun?

Yes.

Ethan got some 90210 swag today (because Paramount+, I think?) and Dylan saw it and asked, "What's ninety-two-ten?" and anyway I am now dead of old age.

Oh noooooooooo.


Toddson - May 14, 2021 2:07:42 pm PDT #6406 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

heh ... a few years ago I was at the doctor's (I go to a teaching hospital for periodic blood pressure checks and prescription renewals, which don't require a high level of knowledge) and I asked the young doctor if, since I'd had measles when I was three, was I still immune. She looked at me in total astonishment and had to go ask her supervising physician who, I assume, either knew (being used to us oldies) or could look it up.


askye - May 14, 2021 2:09:33 pm PDT #6407 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight? Are these the same people who think they can fight the US military with a handgun?

Yes and they are probably the same ones that think they can hoard 20 containers of gas and drive around and it will be fine.

I have more of an update on my cousin, he has been able to move his left side, which previously he couldn't. He can't speak yet (he also has a trach) but he hasn't made any attempt to move his mouth. And though he hasn't swallowed anything he does seem to know what a cup is.. but that's conjecture.

A speech therapist came and was a complete bitch and talking about how this is the best it will be and how he will never speak right there in front of Jay and his girlfriend and then went out to the nurses station and loudly repeated the same things to the nurse there. Maybe he won't talk but damnit don't be like that.

Mom is coming home the 27th bc she needs a shot in her knee and also if she stays longer she will maim my aunt.

On the custody issue-- Aunt Wanda, despite her health problems, will be her grandson's legal guardian. Jay's gf , I guess, doesn't want to have to deal with the ex wife, which I don't blame her. Briefly Mom was going to be listed as a co guardian but the lawyer suggested it would be easier if it was just my aunt since she's lived in the home etc.

Also Jay's ex wife violated parole and has a warrant for her arrest so all the guardianship stuff has been fast tracked and no one thinks a judge will object to any of it. Although this is Florida so who knows..


dcp - May 14, 2021 2:14:40 pm PDT #6408 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Why do 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly in a fight?

Reminds me of the old joke: "I don't have to out-run the bear. I just have to out-run you."


EpicTangent - May 14, 2021 2:22:35 pm PDT #6409 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

There's an A Winter's Tale joke here somewhere ("Exit, pursued by a bear), but I can't quite get there.


Sheryl - May 14, 2021 2:25:48 pm PDT #6410 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I have enough trouble dealing with Nova sometimes. I'm certainly not getting into it with a wild animal.


Dana - May 14, 2021 2:36:49 pm PDT #6411 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm getting really tired of this cycle.

1. Something scary happens with the virus.

2. Scientists say "It's not actually that scary and here is why."

3. I sit, slightly nauseated, trying to figure out how I should feel.