I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 05, 2021 2:08:09 pm PDT #6135 of 29981
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Graphics, I guess. There's a block of information about me + corporate wedbite address and then our corporate logo and then our mission statement (or something similar) and then all our brands - the logo and brands are graphics, I think. It all stacks up to basically fill the mini-window gmail gives me to compose email in if I scroll down to the bottom.

When I could make my own I think I had 4 lines of text and that included my pronouns.


JenP - May 05, 2021 3:03:44 pm PDT #6136 of 29981

Wow, congratulations, Gud - on the promotion and the engagement! (Also, we love our Instant Pot)

Speaking of our IP, I need to go make something happen with it right about now...


Sheryl - May 05, 2021 3:20:59 pm PDT #6137 of 29981
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Congrats, Gud.

Yay for vaccinations!


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2021 3:39:18 pm PDT #6138 of 29981
What is even happening?

TCBITW is engaged so there's that.

Congrats and best wishes to them, Gud.

I get vaccine #1 in about an hour!

Any additional new superpowers yet, Teppy?


shrift - May 05, 2021 4:04:44 pm PDT #6139 of 29981
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

ION, I was watching a cooking video with Carla from BA and now I desperately want a Brocco Taco and you will too after you see this video

I do want a Brocco Taco, and I'm wondering if I can achieve similar results without buying a grill press or whatever it's called that she's using. Ooh, and I could use the hatch chile corn tortillas that I have!

For dinner, though, I've already planned to make refried beans from pinto beans and put a bean burrito in my face.

I'm not saying all these things are of equal importance.

I LOLed.


Steph L. - May 05, 2021 4:23:37 pm PDT #6140 of 29981
Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

I get vaccine #1 in about an hour!

Any additional new superpowers yet, Teppy?

Is intolerance to spicy food a superpower? I'm eating leftover shrimp biryani (that was a bit too spicy to begin with, but cooled down with raita on it) that seems to have gotten WAY spicier in the fridge. Or possibly I have become even more intolerant of spicy food in the last 8 hours. Dang it, Moderna!

So far, no side effects, though I didn't really expect any this early. (I have read about some people developing side effects within a few hours, but that's more on the outer edge of the bell curve.)


Calli - May 05, 2021 4:40:50 pm PDT #6141 of 29981
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congrats on the promotion and engaged offspring, Gud!

I helped moderate a symposium session today, and all my coworkers decided to go out for Mexican food after work. On May 5. I wished them well and ordered delivery. ‘Cause I wouldn’t have been willing to deal with that crowd before the pandemic.


DavidS - May 05, 2021 4:48:10 pm PDT #6142 of 29981
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and I'm wondering if I can achieve similar results without buying a grill press or whatever it's called that she's using.

I think you could just smush things with the back of an iron skillet or something similar.


askye - May 05, 2021 4:56:29 pm PDT #6143 of 29981
Thrive to spite them

Congrats on TCBITW 's engagement and the promotion.

And the Instant pot bc they are awesome.

I had my second shot this morning and so far it's.. just some arm pain. No super power....


Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2021 7:14:35 pm PDT #6144 of 29981
"You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” —Bette Davis

Congratulations Gud!

My car is in the shop this week to have the damage from my wreck last summer repaired, Allstate willing, so I'm feeling even more hemmed in than is pandemic-normal. I did think to save a package of Mexican street corn to fix in honor of the holiday, even though there are no decent Mexican places within walking distance. (Okay, there's a taco truck down by the police station, but I don't think it's open at night and I'm sure not walking to that neighborhood to find out.)