Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 24, 2021 1:13:54 pm PST #3842 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"Detective, the last thing she posted to her social media before that lethal fall down the stairs was about Mittens being calm and quiet. Looks like it was just an accident."


Laura - Feb 24, 2021 1:14:29 pm PST #3843 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Cindy, I am sure the love will mean as much, well likely more, than the gifts. I hope his treatment goes much better than anticipated.


Steph L. - Feb 24, 2021 1:31:20 pm PST #3844 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I suspect every one of those people who used the cat bag were murdered in their sleep after the photo was taken.

In order to trim Murderbiscuit's claws, we have to drug him with gabapentin, wait 3 hours for him to hit maximum stoned, and then I burrito (or, if you will, PURRito) him in a towel and take 1 paw out at a time while Tim trims his claws as quickly as possible.

Before the vet gave us gabapentin, he was an unholy terror at claw-trimming time. When he's stoned, he's tolerable. The best times of the year are his twice-yearly vet checkups, when I happily pay them $14 to trim his claws. One of those visits is a dental cleaning, where he's under anesthesia, and the vets love that visit, because Murderbiscuit being unconscious makes trimming his claws a snap. (Side note: NEXT WEEK, woo hoo!)

Anyway, YES, if we put him in that bag, we would be murdered immediately afterward. He wouldn't even wait until we were asleep.


JenP - Feb 24, 2021 1:32:34 pm PST #3845 of 30000

Nice going, Dana!


Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2021 1:54:49 pm PST #3846 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Every time I see those colorful caps you can put on a cat's claws I laugh and laugh.


Steph L. - Feb 24, 2021 2:00:25 pm PST #3847 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Somehow my email ended up on a family's group email with information about the family Zoom call for Granny's 90th birthday. I deleted the email and didn't eavesdrop on Granny's birthday Zoom call.

But because my email was caught in "reply all," I just got a lovely follow-up email from one of the family members, describing how much Granny enjoyed the Zoom call, and listing who all sent her birthday flowers, and what she ate for birthday dinner, and who else called and visited her (I believe Granny is in Dublin, Ireland, and I guess maybe Covid isn't as big of a concern there? I sure hope Granny doesn't get Covid!), and included a picture of Granny holding 2 shiny pink mylar helium balloons -- one "9" and one "0". She looked very happy.

Granny's 90th birthday is none of my business, but honestly, that follow-up email was really sweet and just made my day.


Hil R. - Feb 24, 2021 2:18:00 pm PST #3848 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I use tables in Word a lot when I'm taking notes for genealogy things -- it's useful for that, where I can do things like make a table for each person, listing each document I have about them and what information that document gives, and then I can easily see when a document that ought to exist is missing, or where there's a contradiction between two documents, or things like that. But doing it in Word also gives me the space to put text notes above and below and in between the tables, and do footnotes as I'm working, and so on. Then there's a lot of copying and pasting from that notes document into the actual report when I write it.


DebetEsse - Feb 24, 2021 2:38:30 pm PST #3849 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I used tables in Word this morning to make a shapes worksheet...I felt a little bad about it because of this conversation, but I don't have a better tool for the job.

There was an office lady at one school where I worked who did everything in PowerPoint. She set the slide size to 8.5x11 and printed out the results.


chrismg - Feb 24, 2021 2:49:14 pm PST #3850 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Thanks, Dana. Looks like all the local sites are out, but I'll keep checking.


Dana - Feb 24, 2021 2:49:53 pm PST #3851 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I literally kept getting different results every time I refreshed, so keep an eye on it if you can.