I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dcp - Feb 09, 2021 6:30:48 am PST #3299 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Yikes, billytea! I join the chorus of "glad it wasn't worse."

thank goodness for seatbelts and airbags

Hear, hear!


JZ - Feb 09, 2021 6:49:49 am PST #3300 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, billytea, that sounds awful for everyone. I'm so glad it wasn't worse, but still. That's plenty bad enough.

Dealing-with-all-the-yikes~ma to msbelle, in abundance.

Things I am jealous of: Epic's trivia night full of HP and Friends instead of completely obscure STEM questions (which the lab assistants did okay on, but even they weren't great; these were like a US history trivia night focusing exclusively on John Jay's childhood tutors), and shrift's rye bread.


JenP - Feb 09, 2021 7:39:47 am PST #3301 of 30000

Right now I don't make it because the aroma convinces me that a loaf is clearly a single serving.

Ha! Yeah.

billytea, I'm glad it was no worse, but that's understandably upsetting.

It's going to 50 whole Fahrenheit degrees here today. Practically spring!


-t - Feb 09, 2021 9:14:48 am PST #3302 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Unrelated to the ongoing conversation: I went to bed last night thinking someone should do a version of that "Friday" song from whatsername, Rebecca Black?, but make it "Tuesday" and I still think it's a good idea.

My cat just bit the charging cable and pulled it out of my laptop. I knew she didn't like me working but that is distressingly to the point.


juliana - Feb 09, 2021 9:18:25 am PST #3303 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, billytea, how scary! I'm so glad it wasn't worse.

If I make bread again I'll likely use the bread maker for the kneading and hold times, then bake it in the oven. I don't like the size and shape of the bread maker results. I want it in a normal loaf pan, or laid out on a stone.

That's what I do. I'll damage my wrists if I knead bread, so I use the bread machine for the kneading and first rise, and then turn it out into the pan for the second rise and baking.


-t - Feb 09, 2021 9:54:28 am PST #3304 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

EpicTangent, thanks for reminding me about Atropa's excellent review rewordings! Sweet sweet "search" function led me right to them and one in particular will be helpful I'm sure. Now I just need to figure out how to say "my job seems to keep changing and I'm not sure exactly what it is at this point much less what it will be for the balance of the year so I have no idea what my Objectives might be"...well, that and actually write the thing but I am almost done with the psyching myself up to do it. Almost.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2021 10:37:02 am PST #3305 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yow, billytea, thank goodness that accident didn't turn out any worse!

My cat just bit the charging cable and pulled it out of my laptop. I knew she didn't like me working but that is distressingly to the point.

Jackson bit through my laptop's original power cable to the point that it was no longer charging. I had to buy a length of flexible plastic tubing from a hardware store to protect the replacement cable from him.


Trudy Booth - Feb 09, 2021 10:42:13 am PST #3306 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I was fine at the scene, but once I'd got home and was telling Biyi what happened, I was a bit of a mess about it. (It was just that, thinking about how much worse it could've been.)

Captain Adrenaline saves the day once again!

I'm so glad to year that you, Ryan, and everyone else are going to be ok. What an horrible fright!


meara - Feb 09, 2021 10:46:39 am PST #3307 of 30000

My dog chewed through my work laptop power cord and I only noticed when he started barking at it after it shocked him! I had to ask work for a new one.

Today, I discovered he’d managed to get his harness loose enough to chew on it, and chewed through it in two spots! Bad dog! You think I wasn’t keeping him in yak chews and bully sticks!


Sophia Brooks - Feb 09, 2021 10:52:11 am PST #3308 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yikes is right, msbelle!

I am a person who doesn’t have documentation and it is terrible and why I can’t train anyone to take over my functions. I keep trying to train people and get the trainees to complete the documentation so it is just there for the future and they just don’t do it. My issue was that until my job exploded/I was promoted, I did have good documentation, but the turnover rate in my old job was so high and they didn’t keep it up. So now there were three years of no documentation, and mine was in a wiki, which literally no one who has taken my job understands how to deal with and doesn’t like.

-t, I haven’t had a review since my new job. In the system, it still has my old job description and metrics. I have to redata enter them, which is so annoying to me, I don’t even care if I have a review. I didn’t even do my mandatory hospital training this year, because we aren’t getting raises. I am sure I have things to work on, but I am just trying to keep my head above water.

I liked ironing costumes, but my students hated it. They want to steam everything, but that doesn’t get you a crisp starched dress shirt. Although, they also iron more wrinkles in sometimes and it takes them forever. I was super fast, and could do a dress shirt in 2 minutes, I like steaming big period dresses, though, because it is just so satisfying to plump up the ruffles and watch the wrinkles melt. And you can’t really iron things like suits. I have also ironed the behinds of big period dresses during intermission while the person stands at the ironing board, because sitting and big period dresses made of the cheapest, yet wrinklest good fabric (silk shantaung, oh how I hate you for period costumes. See also linen????). Don’t mix.