I do not remember anything like that, but I got glasses when I was six? So....yeah

Mine was the writing on the blackboard.

On the way back from picking up my first glasses (~3rd grade maybe), I remember saying something like, "Stop signs have 'stop' on them?"

He is the night! (OK, he's a 33-year-old fruit bat)

In happier news, I picked up my daughter's first pair of glasses from the optician today, and she's just wandering around the house reading book titles from across the room in amazement.

That is awesome!

I got a take-out sandwich (roast beef and boursin) for lunch, and I thought it was overpriced, but I actually only ate half, so it was a bargain!

If you need an alibi, we were all there when your wifi went down and would only support audio.

I will remember for next time. Got through it ok, I think. We are adding a sort of bullshit 360 element this year as well as changing the whole time line and I would probably hate even the best and most perfect process for appraisals (unless it was just "you are all terrific, have some raises" I would enjoy that) so I'm just gonna be angry about it for the next, oh, 5 days or so.

I actually only ate half, so it was a bargain!

Love it when that happens!

I definitely remember the "Holy cow, I can SEE" feeling from when I got my first glasses.

I got my first glasses at, I think, seven as a result of not being able to see the board in school. My mother insisted that I only wear them for school (and reading, if I absolutely had to) on the theory that if I wore them too much it would weaken my eyes. She blamed my wearing the glasses all the time and reading under the covers with a flashlight for my having eyes so bad that I was legally blind without them.

Several years ago I had cataract surgery and have reasonable eyesight without glasses. I need them for reading and driving (not that I drive that often). SUCH a relief, especially when wearing a mask.

I got my first glasses when I was 7. I don't remember if there was a big difference in how everything looked. I do remember that the doctor's instructions were that I was supposed to wear them to read and to see the board in school and didn't have to the rest of the time, but I wore them all the time, probably because everything was clearer.

These days I kind of enjoy being able to take off my glasses and have the world be a little more fuzzy and remote. Can't really function like that for long but for a little while it can be nice.

He is the night! (OK, he's a 33-year-old fruit bat)

Geribatric ward!!!!!! D'awwwww!!!!!!

And in a coming-together of discussions: I got my first bifocals and have stopped tromboneing everything I read! I just look down and the words are right there, no calisthenics.