We got a message from the higher ups that we should try to avoid having meetings next Weds., rescheduling existing ones if needed.
I scheduled the day off. Between that and it being the 10th anniversary of Mom's death, I know my attention for work will be minimal.
AAAAAUGH A SECOND MEETING FOR TOMORROW NOOOOO.
Ugh. I guess calling into the meeting, screeching "NO-MEETING FRIDAY", and logging off would be unprofessional, wouldn't it?
The problem is that it's just No-Meeting Friday in my unit, and most of the meetings are with other units. And one I scheduled myself. But one is really egregious!
AAAAAUGH A SECOND MEETING FOR TOMORROW NOOOOO.
Nooooooo!!
I now need to figure out how to get out of a meeting by yelling "Bat!" and disappearing.
Or yell "smoke bomb!" and run away. (Actual smoke bomb optional, as seen here: [link] )
Or I yell "Bat!" AND throw a smoke bomb!
Seems foolproof, honestly.
I feel like working some glitter in somehow might help, but it’s probably not necessary
I want to start using “glittering the smoke bomb” to mean “gilding the lily”
That sounds like a situation where you would really want to know what genre you are in
Right? Whole different vibe in the Bourne Universe. Or the Wes Anderson for that matter.
My mind immediately leapt to horror. So many possibilities.