Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 17, 2023 9:59:40 am PDT #21721 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I’m sorry that the A’s don’t seem to be a very good baseball team this season, David.

Pshaw! If we had a semi-competent bullpen we would've beaten the Mets 2 out of 3 this weekend.

I'm not worried about the A's because they've already done some stellar bargain bin hunting in collecting guys like Brent Rooker and Ryan Noda for practically nothing. Guys they targeted in trades like Ruiz and Langeliers are looking like long term solutions up the middle - strong on defense and offense.

We haven't even started bringing up our top prospects yet: Soderstrom, Gelof and Miller are all in Triple-A. Speaking of Mason Miller, he just struck out 11 in 5 IP with no walks or hits allowed.

That's like Jacob deGrom in his prime. Mason Miller throws 102mph, with a filthy slider and an unhittable cutter.

And we've been stashing a shit-ton of high ceiling pitching while we traded off the major league team, so we're going to be returning to .500 by next season, and competitive again in 2025.

Whether they'll still be in Oakland in 2025 is a different question.

Right now I'm being amused by the Lansing Lugnuts (our High-A affiliate) who run out a lineup with Trenkle and Winkler at the top of the order, which you have to admit would be great names for Keebler elves.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2023 11:02:00 am PDT #21722 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Intrinsic to kitchens' nature is that, as soon as you're in there, your spouse will suddenly need to be in there too and get underfoot. (This is not [solely] a complaint about Tim, because I do the same thing to him. There's just a magnetic pull to a kitchen occupied by one's spouse.)

See also, kids and party guests. (This is why we knocked out the wall between the kitchen and the living room almost as soon as we moved in.)


shrift - Apr 17, 2023 12:18:06 pm PDT #21723 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Belated happy birthday, ND!

Happy birthday, Sheryl!

I usually work from home on Mondays, but maintenance is updating the smoke detectors/fire alarms in my building today and I decided I didn't need to be present for the auditory chaos.


Gudanov - Apr 17, 2023 1:36:06 pm PDT #21724 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Had a really hard weekend. The old house renovation is taking longer than expected for various reasons, and I made some mistakes which made things worse relationship-wise. Really feeling bad physically and mentally.

The house is looking very different now even in it's incomplete state.

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Laura - Apr 17, 2023 1:58:04 pm PDT #21725 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Beautiful, Gud. House renovation ALWAYS takes longer than expected. It ain't you. Also, in case you forgot, no one should make you feel bad about being a human being.


Sheryl - Apr 17, 2023 4:15:18 pm PDT #21726 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

My MIL took us out for dinner yesterday, and Gary took me out tonight. I have had alcohol and red meat two days in a row. How decadent!

(I did have to work today, though)


Sophia Brooks - Apr 17, 2023 5:18:33 pm PDT #21727 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am skipping and skimming to pop up and say that I am listening to a podcast about social media use by kids on Slate. They just said “Adults would never understand this, but kids now have online friends that they might never meet. And they are important relationships”. I wanted to break in and say that I am 50 and I have internet friends. This is not so new, because I feel like a late adopter, because I didn’t really use BBS or IRC.


JZ - Apr 17, 2023 5:53:35 pm PDT #21728 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Munching on fruit after a 3-hour nap. I am spoiled with living in a city in which blackberry brambles run wild, and at certain bus stops the right time of the year you can spend your wait for the bus just stuffing yourself with ripe soft sun-warmed berries; I regret to report that these store-bought berries are ass.


dcp - Apr 17, 2023 5:59:23 pm PDT #21729 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I imagine they are like like store-bought tomatoes -- bred for durability rather than flavor.


Laura - Apr 17, 2023 7:40:15 pm PDT #21730 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I wanted to break in and say that I am 50 and I have internet friends. This is not so new, because I feel like a late adopter, because I didn’t really use BBS or IRC.

Yeah, a couple decades older so totes used BBS.

I regret to report that these store-bought berries are ass.

Yeah, I often regret falling for what looks like real berries.