Evil knee! That should be good for some shenanigans all right. Good luck with the flood and mold abatement.
Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Mar 14, 2023 7:29:54 pm PDT #21148 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
DavidS - Mar 14, 2023 7:53:57 pm PDT #21149 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Evil knee! Surely it can savage a few misogynists in the groin in an evil-but-righteous way.
I am sorry about all the house expenses. The first thing I learned about home ownership is that the greater part of it is mitigating water where it doesn't belong. (Our two biggest expenses were the dry rot around the windows and the damage from a spout that didn't drain properly.)
meara - Mar 14, 2023 8:41:44 pm PDT #21150 of 30000
Yikes, Pix! But glad you’ve got someone fixing issues both watery and ligament, and you should totally use the evil knee excuse to kick a few people.
Consuela - Mar 14, 2023 9:18:11 pm PDT #21151 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Happy pi day! I was out last night (trivia night with my sister & her DH), but I talked to one of the JOs this morning and she suggested doing pi day tomorrow, as we all assumed nobody would be in the office today because of the weather.
So right now I have a maple walnut pie in the oven! Yay!
Laura - Mar 15, 2023 5:39:06 am PDT #21152 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Mmmm, pie! I hope all enjoyed theirs.
Use that knee well, Pix! When the time comes I am confident that you will find good use for it. I hope your dad has stabilized. As for water issues, big ugh! Sound like the number isn't as scary as it could have been, although not at the top of the list for stuff you would like to toss money at.
I am still in oh my god why morning so early mode.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2023 7:57:27 am PDT #21153 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
What? No! You must be confused. It has been explained to me many many times that being chonky causes every problem and being slim means you’re healthy and your body works great all the time.
Yeah, apparently the addresses got mixed up between me and the next door neighbor at my apartment (a 15-years-younger former college athlete), because guess who just kept on trundling along fine despite more than a few extra pounds the last 8 years and who had multiple hospital stays? The medical industry would have predicted that all his health problems should have veered toward me instead, magnetically attracted by the extra pounds around my waist!
Steph L. - Mar 15, 2023 8:25:03 am PDT #21154 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Matt, maybe we have the scientifically unexplainable Magic Chonk that reverses the magnetic poles and sends the health problems to the nearest available bystander?
Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2023 8:49:46 am PDT #21155 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Magic Chonk! By k-tel!
It chops! It slices! It dices! You can eat julienne fries!
Steph L. - Mar 15, 2023 8:54:32 am PDT #21156 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
SO MANY julienne fries!
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2023 10:49:58 am PDT #21157 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The Magic Chonk also apparently makes Tim Tams appear out of thin air, because last night when I ordered the eponymous cake at Outback the waitress told me they were out of the cookies, but their manager somehow found some to put on top. Where other than an Australia-themed restaurant has Tim Tams in stock in NE Arkansas?!?