Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Jan 07, 2021 12:50:13 pm PST #2101 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I knew that one of the demonstrators who died yesterday had accidentally Tasered himself.

What I now know is that he tased himself in the balls while trying to steal Thomas Paine's portrait.

I got to tell JZ this story while she giggled and just said, "Common Sense."

This is the best thing I've read all day.

She, however, did not tell her own staff.

This is not the worst thing I've read all day (I mean, consider the competition), but it still kinda sucks.

My tree and all the decorations came down on January 1. But I have a sort of bar thing separating the living room and the kitchen, and I strung up a bunch of blue lights there on the living room side. I like it.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 07, 2021 12:57:02 pm PST #2102 of 30000
What is even happening?

Also Gud, if you haven't had time to work on the board for a while, so you've felt funny about posting, we are not asking because of that. We are asking because we care about you.

You have done and are doing what you can, when you can, as a labor of love, and you've already done a whole lot. Everything is good, man, except for how we would like to know you're okay.


JZ - Jan 07, 2021 1:04:37 pm PST #2103 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

DX, and Frank, and Connie Neil. They're all painful and sorrowful. So, please, Gud, check in, and forgive the rest of us for being fussbudgets.

ION, Speaker Pelosi has just formally called for Pence and the Cabinet (whatever's left of it after all the resignations) to invoke the 25th Amendment.

IOON, I have also heard that it may have been a picture of Tip O'Neill. Anyhow, it was art, and he fucked with art and promptly found out.


-t - Jan 07, 2021 1:16:46 pm PST #2104 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

OK, now the most implausible part of that story is that someone would want a picture of Tip O'Neill


sj - Jan 07, 2021 1:20:33 pm PST #2105 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That is Fargo level craziness.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2021 1:22:12 pm PST #2106 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, now the most implausible part of that story is that someone would want a picture of Tip O'Neill

HOW DARE


Shir - Jan 07, 2021 1:31:31 pm PST #2107 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thank you, Cindy. I, too, hope to hear from Gud soon.


-t - Jan 07, 2021 1:36:30 pm PST #2108 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Just aesthetically, Jesse


Topic!Cindy - Jan 07, 2021 1:50:13 pm PST #2109 of 30000
What is even happening?

Them's fighting words, -t. I would sleep with a picture of Tip O'Neill next to my bed.

Thank you, Cindy. I, too, hope to hear from Gud soon.

See, Gud, it's a worldwide "Bring Back Gud" movement.


meara - Jan 07, 2021 1:50:37 pm PST #2110 of 30000

OK, now the most implausible part of that story is that someone would want a picture of Tip O'Neill

Hah! I thought that too. But then figure maybe he just wanted to destroy it, not take it home?

And Gud, what Cindy said! We miss you and we worry.