I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2021 1:22:12 pm PST #2106 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, now the most implausible part of that story is that someone would want a picture of Tip O'Neill

HOW DARE


Shir - Jan 07, 2021 1:31:31 pm PST #2107 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thank you, Cindy. I, too, hope to hear from Gud soon.


-t - Jan 07, 2021 1:36:30 pm PST #2108 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Just aesthetically, Jesse


Topic!Cindy - Jan 07, 2021 1:50:13 pm PST #2109 of 30000
What is even happening?

Them's fighting words, -t. I would sleep with a picture of Tip O'Neill next to my bed.

Thank you, Cindy. I, too, hope to hear from Gud soon.

See, Gud, it's a worldwide "Bring Back Gud" movement.


meara - Jan 07, 2021 1:50:37 pm PST #2110 of 30000

OK, now the most implausible part of that story is that someone would want a picture of Tip O'Neill

Hah! I thought that too. But then figure maybe he just wanted to destroy it, not take it home?

And Gud, what Cindy said! We miss you and we worry.


Sheryl - Jan 07, 2021 2:23:49 pm PST #2111 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Today I got my certificate of recognition for having worked for the government for 20 years. It's framed and all, but I have no idea where to put it. (never did hang up the 10 year certificate)


-t - Jan 07, 2021 2:36:38 pm PST #2112 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Congrats, Sheryl! That is some serious longevity.

Miss Kitty just made a small error in calculating her trajectory in leaping onto the back of my chair and slammed into the side of my head. She's a big cat. Ow. I guess I should be grateful this is the first time it's happened, she makes that leap all the time.


chrismg - Jan 07, 2021 3:27:21 pm PST #2113 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Bad kitty! Calculate your arc better!


-t - Jan 07, 2021 3:37:58 pm PST #2114 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

She says her error is within standard parameters and I should get over it. Also, where is dinner?


Sophia Brooks - Jan 07, 2021 3:49:04 pm PST #2115 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

So I have a weird kitty/Covid thing. Instacart will not accept any of my credit/debit cards. They are all declined. And I need cat food. And I don't drive. WTF.