Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2022 1:47:08 pm PST #13619 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I like Retro Sockhop.

That was also nice.

Being periodically supplied with an assortment of pickles sounds like a valuable service.

Certainly there has to be a pickle subscription service out there.


Jessica - Mar 07, 2022 2:24:36 pm PST #13620 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Best pickle of the month clubs


-t - Mar 07, 2022 2:33:21 pm PST #13621 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, good!


Sheryl - Mar 07, 2022 2:35:03 pm PST #13622 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Tired. In fact I'm so tired I put on two different earrings.By the time I realized it, I was in my car. Well, it's not like anyone besides me noticed...


Toddson - Mar 07, 2022 2:43:34 pm PST #13623 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've done that, so don't feel too bad. Luckily, earrings aren't an absolute necessity. I also once managed to put on a skirt SIDEWAYS (I went to put my hand in my pocket and it was in front, rather than the side. Kind of a marsupial effect.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2022 3:04:50 pm PST #13624 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Best pickle of the month clubs

Well, that lead me to Olympia Provisions and I just ordered pickled onions, Summer Sausage and something called Kasekrainer: [link]


shrift - Mar 07, 2022 3:14:35 pm PST #13625 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I wasn't planning on placing an order of sausages and pickles today...


Steph L. - Mar 07, 2022 3:17:23 pm PST #13626 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My aunt, her partner (they don't live together but have been together for a long time and it's odd to call home her boyfriend) are both 3x vaxxed. I think my dad and uncles are 3x vaxxed . Did a text check in and she said it's mild so far.

Fingers crossed it stays mild! Being triple vaxxed means it's likely to.

Best pickle of the month clubs

Well, that lead me to Olympia Provisions and I just ordered pickled onions

You know what's really good pickled? Turnips. YUM.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2022 3:32:56 pm PST #13627 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wasn't planning on placing an order of sausages and pickles today...

And yet, here we are.

You know what's really good pickled? Turnips.

Hmmm. I haven't had the pleasure.

So the lender is going to send their Chonk tomorrow morning, and then we will be fully Chonky and the title and the keys come to us.

I need more opinions on those Formica laminate patterns, people!

So just to give y'all a notion of what we're getting into (literally) the new place has almost 4,000 square feet, and our current apartment has 600 square feet. Now, the new place will have tenants on the first floor so we're getting about 2,700 feet to play with.

There are differing opinions on whether we could or should put a deck on the roof. But it is an enticing thought. Worst case scenario is two Adirondack chairs and a cooler on the roof.

Side note: the tenants rent will almost cover the mortgage payment. (Though the insurance and the taxes will still cost a lot more.)


meara - Mar 07, 2022 3:41:42 pm PST #13628 of 30000

Wow that’s amazing about the tenants’ rent! I mean obviously there’s also upkeep but go you guys!

I plugged my salary into an inflation calculator and confirmed it has only changed by about $3k since 2017, after inflation, despite being a bigger number in actual dollars. And despite yknow, five more years of experience and a title increase. Booo.