Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Feb 20, 2022 10:24:32 am PST #13190 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Rapid heart rate here. All is well, but a bit of a (not me) medical scare. We had gone to Fort Lauderdale to fix my MIL's kitchen disposal and were driving back home when a man stopped in the middle of the intersection. Major city intersection. Of course Brendon pulled up next to him as the man was getting out of the car to offer to help push the car out of the way, but the car wasn't the issue. Man was seriously disoriented and just said he needed help. Brendon talked to him while I called 911. Fortunately another young man (with two little kids in the car) ran over and talked the man into getting into the passenger seat so he could drive the car into the corner gas station. 911 kept me on the phone until the rescue team got there. Poor man was on his way home from church. His suit jacket still on the side seat. Seemed like maybe a diabetes disorientation or something. Thankful he didn't keep driving, although he could hardly have picked a worse place to just stop. He was oriented enough to call his wife on the phone and tell us her name. Rescue people of course were awesome. Took him away in ambulance.

Anyway, I hope he is okay. Just grateful he didn't get hit or walk into the road before we got to him.


DavidS - Feb 20, 2022 10:25:05 am PST #13191 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was picturing much the same thing looking at it. It sounds absolutely lovely!

JZ basically has license to go antiquing with her mother in Reno and find us some cool old shit!


DavidS - Feb 20, 2022 10:26:03 am PST #13192 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

when a man stopped in the middle of the intersection. Major city intersection.

Stressy! Good job, good samaritans though.


sj - Feb 20, 2022 10:31:34 am PST #13193 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

JZ basically has license to go antiquing with her mother in Reno and find us some cool old shit!

The best antiquing is in New England, ijs.


DavidS - Feb 20, 2022 10:34:44 am PST #13194 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Just tested again. Still positive but the line was more faint (if that means anything). It's been a week. Bah.


DavidS - Feb 20, 2022 10:36:11 am PST #13195 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The best antiquing is in New England, ijs.

Bit of a hike for the transportation costs, I'm afraid.

Which is the only reason I didn't buy that gorgeous Art Deco vanity in New Orleans that one time in the 80s when it was only $230.


JZ - Feb 20, 2022 11:26:53 am PST #13196 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm also happy to go thrifting and vintage rummaging locally--I know all the SF spots, but if any broader-Bay-Area localistas want to hit me up with your favorite thrift/vintage/consignment/miscellaneous stuff places in the North, South and East Bays, and maybe plan an outing, let me know.

This poor place has a crapton of long-deferred maintenance, most of which isn't critical but a couple of items of which are, so we're gonna need to pour most of our extra funds into addressing those items, and any furnishings we can find at thrift store prices will help.

I know the Oakland Museum White Elephant Sale is legendary--and also happening in-person again in March, so I'm definitely doing that. What else? Where else?


lisah - Feb 20, 2022 2:28:22 pm PST #13197 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

JZ, you need to visit my friend's shop in the Midtown Bliss antique mall in Sacramento!!! This is her shop: [link]


JZ - Feb 20, 2022 2:43:30 pm PST #13198 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks, lisah! I definitely definitely will.


JZ - Feb 20, 2022 7:08:16 pm PST #13199 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

ION, I spent the afternoon carting two teenagers around and eating all the dinners, and now I am so tired I feel about to drop. It's barely 7 PM on the second day of a 3-day weekend, but I am honestly not sure I can make it to 8. (Like, that stage of tired where I've been sitting here for 15 minutes thinking about how I should put my pajamas on, but since that would entail making the effort to stand up and take my current clothes off, I don't know if I can do it.)