I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 20, 2022 9:59:58 am PST #12252 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Coincidentally, I just got a notice that we are switching our corporate phones to Zoom. Who knew Zoom had a phone system?

After the past couple of years, maybe they bought out AT&T?


Jessica - Jan 20, 2022 10:04:50 am PST #12253 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

That's why I cultivate conversational relationships with bartenders and comic book store clerks.

Misread this as "controversial relationships" and was about to ask for follow-up. But nevermind.

Under the avalanche of peer reviews I still need to complete (only 17 to go!) I somehow managed to forget that I also have a self-evaluation to complete, which is 1000x harder and worse. As a manager I understand the value of performance reviews but as a person who doesn't want to write my self-evaluation I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair and not have to talk about it.


Laura - Jan 20, 2022 10:23:39 am PST #12254 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I've only done curbside or online shopping for such a long time I don't even get that contact anymore. We had a book club that met outside, but then the leader got Covid despite her vaccine status. With the weather so nice at this time of year I can probably give serious consideration to outside gatherings at the house again.


meara - Jan 20, 2022 10:26:22 am PST #12255 of 30000

Yeah, I basically go to the grocery store, occasionally the pharmacy, and doggy daycare drop off/pick up. I feel like I’m back in March 2020 but with less enthusiasm for zoom calls.

Though if any of you have an oculus and want to hang out in VR, that’s still new and exciting to me…


DavidS - Jan 20, 2022 10:29:43 am PST #12256 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair

You should totally get a cute hair raise!


askye - Jan 20, 2022 10:49:59 am PST #12257 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

YAY for your recovery Laura!

I miss casual conversations.


Dana - Jan 20, 2022 11:05:37 am PST #12258 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

but with less enthusiasm for zoom calls.

Our annual HOA meeting was last night, and five minutes in I wanted to murder everyone who is not past "Wait, I think she's on mute. Are you on mute, Judy?" "Sorry, I was on mute!" "Just click Slide Show. On the top. No, over to the right."

Anyway, good news is that despite the covid exposure last week, I tested negative on Monday.


-t - Jan 20, 2022 11:23:11 am PST #12259 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yay negative!

as a person who doesn't want to write my self-evaluation I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair and not have to talk about it.

Let's normalize this. Although my hair is not cute lately - I haven't had a haircut since before COVID had a name and am just wearing a knit hat all the time at this point. It's a pretty cute hat.


Jessica - Jan 20, 2022 11:29:42 am PST #12260 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

CUTE HAT RAISES FOR ALL.


-t - Jan 20, 2022 11:30:26 am PST #12261 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You have my sword