You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 18, 2022 1:44:53 pm PST #12197 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

FFS, why don't they build a people mover pneumatic tube system already!

Pros/cons of buying Aeryn a personal jetpack, GO.


Dana - Jan 18, 2022 1:46:35 pm PST #12198 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Don't be ridiculous, Jessica.

There are no cons.


meara - Jan 18, 2022 1:47:39 pm PST #12199 of 30000

Jet pack!! Jet pack!!


Jessica - Jan 18, 2022 1:49:02 pm PST #12200 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Awesome, thanks. *add to cart*


Toddson - Jan 18, 2022 1:58:50 pm PST #12201 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I used to work for an association for engineers. The problem with a people mover pneumatic tube is that, given a sufficient distance, the people would arrive completely squished (the comparison I heard was "strawberry jelly").


DavidS - Jan 18, 2022 3:12:35 pm PST #12202 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pros/cons of buying Aeryn a personal jetpack, GO.

She's already Aeryndynamic.


DavidS - Jan 18, 2022 3:13:07 pm PST #12203 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I used to work for an association for engineers. The problem with a people mover pneumatic tube is that, given a sufficient distance, the people would arrive completely squished (the comparison I heard was "strawberry jelly").

Boo! Stop giving me bad news, Science!


dcp - Jan 18, 2022 3:25:23 pm PST #12204 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I can't remember which story I read it in, but I have a vague memory of a spaceship where the computer calculates a maneuver, and the dialog goes something like:

Crewman1: "Wait, that requires 50 gees acceleration!"
Crewman2: "We'd end up like strawberry jam!"
Computer: "Yes?"
Crewman1: "And the radiation flux would be [some very high amount]!"
Crewman2: "Strawberry jam on toast!"
Computer: "Shall I proceed?"

eta: I think it was one of John M. Ford's Star Trek novels, How Much For Just the Planet?


Dana - Jan 18, 2022 3:29:00 pm PST #12205 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Definitely How Much for Just the Planet?


DavidS - Jan 18, 2022 3:32:15 pm PST #12206 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Relevant to Buffistae interests:

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