Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Dec 16, 2020 9:29:04 pm PST #1195 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm supposed to bring my laptop to the apple store for a covered repair--complaints that the keys get "sticky" on this version of the MacBook.

I did that a few months ago, and it was fixed very quickly! Like, I had it back in 5 days or less. I did backup all my data on it just to be sure, though.


meara - Dec 16, 2020 9:31:06 pm PST #1196 of 30000

Ooh, fingers crossed, Suela! I saw a post today that it's 9 days until Christmas and was like "that can't possibly be right" but it IS. WTF.


Vortex - Dec 16, 2020 9:53:21 pm PST #1197 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Fuck, i think i just saw a mouse. Thought I heard a rustling sound near the door, decided it was my imagination, then out of hte corner of my eye, I thought I saw a black streak go under the futon. fuck.


Beverly - Dec 17, 2020 12:57:17 am PST #1198 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Peanut butter on snap traps, Vortex. It's the most humane way of disposing of them, it's almost always fast and painless, and the traps come a dozen to a pack and are cheap enough to just throw out with the trapee. My dad used poison, they'd die in the walls and stink for days. Glue traps are right out, and I won't have exterminators for less than actual rats. Also, if you can find and block where they're getting in, that would be good, and worth the exterminator appointment.


Calli - Dec 17, 2020 3:54:52 am PST #1199 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Plus with poison they sometimes go outside to die and get caught and eaten by the local wildlife first. So the hawk or fox or cat ends up getting poisoned, too. So I second the something that’s not poison recommendation.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 17, 2020 6:54:01 am PST #1200 of 30000
What is even happening?

I'm a bad citizen of earth when it comes to mice. If there's one mouse, there are two. Baby mice reach sexual maturity in a couple of months. Mice gestate in a matter of weeks. An adult female can have up to 10 litters a year. A little mouse problem quickly becomes a big mouse problem. If you can swing it, I would call an exterminator.


lisah - Dec 17, 2020 6:59:34 am PST #1201 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Evidently my parents' mean old lady cat *was* doing something because when she passed away last month the mice showed up. We have a family friend who's an exterminator and he took care of the problem for them, thank goodness.


Volans - Dec 17, 2020 7:48:52 am PST #1202 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Mice are nature's protein - they are meant to be predated but too many humans and too much human stuff have shifted the playing field. It's not being a bad citizen of earth to exterminate them from your house.

We use snap traps with peanut butter - the traps are far more humane so I don't have a total meltdown when disposing of the body. We do have a cat, but the one time a mouse got into the house, the cat was like NOPE and headed to the top of the fridge.


Jessica - Dec 17, 2020 8:05:09 am PST #1203 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Seconding snap traps with peanut butter. If you're squeamish (like me), there are covered snap traps (basically a snap trap in a box) so you don't actually have to see the dead mouse once they've done their job.


-t - Dec 17, 2020 8:10:43 am PST #1204 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

3 week stay-at-home starts tonight at midnight for my county. This is a relief, at this point, although it's triggered by ICU capacity thresholds which is troubling to think about. I may have to actually go grocery shopping rather than overuse DoorDash but that's the most impact it will have on my current lifestyle, I think.