I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 17, 2020 8:05:09 am PST #1203 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Seconding snap traps with peanut butter. If you're squeamish (like me), there are covered snap traps (basically a snap trap in a box) so you don't actually have to see the dead mouse once they've done their job.


-t - Dec 17, 2020 8:10:43 am PST #1204 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

3 week stay-at-home starts tonight at midnight for my county. This is a relief, at this point, although it's triggered by ICU capacity thresholds which is troubling to think about. I may have to actually go grocery shopping rather than overuse DoorDash but that's the most impact it will have on my current lifestyle, I think.


Toddson - Dec 17, 2020 8:25:06 am PST #1205 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Chiming in to agree with the recommendation of snap traps baited with peanut butter. My sister had glue traps in her basement, but her (elderly, fat, one-eyed) cat got caught. They got her loose, but she had glue on her paws, so walking was an issue. She ended up calling an emergency number, having to pay, and was told to use vegetable oil to remove the glue.


JenP - Dec 17, 2020 9:07:03 am PST #1206 of 30000

We do have a cat, but the one time a mouse got into the house, the cat was like NOPE and headed to the top of the fridge.

Ha, ha! Yeah, I don't think my two cats would know what to do (they are fully indoor, and we live on the third floor of a well-maintained apartment building - they've never seen a mouse that isn't stuffed and requiring them to animate it at all.)

Fourthing or fifthing the peanut butter snap trap rec. When we lived in South Philly a couple years ago, we had a mouse issue. Mice. Our little fuckers were picky - we had to try things other than peanut butter at one point. I do not miss mice one bit.


Toddson - Dec 17, 2020 9:24:35 am PST #1207 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

We've had a mouse issue in our office which, considering that one woman has a real phobia about mice, is a problem. The pest control guys come in to check the place the mice seemed to be using as a home base and we've been mouse free for a while. The placed snap traps with the plastic "cheese" for bait around the office, but I don't think they ever caught anything. They liked the area under the office kitchen sink, but the guy with the drawer full of food might have been an attraction.


juliana - Dec 17, 2020 9:27:12 am PST #1208 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The kitty that wandered into the bar while M was doing some maintenance work that we subsequently adopted (Taboo) earned her keep the winter Peanut was a newborn. We got mice for the first time ever, and Taboo turned out to be one of the best mousers I've ever seen. She was very proud of herself.

Long-distance hugs to everyone who wants them.


msbelle - Dec 17, 2020 9:58:36 am PST #1209 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

In my mind I am still a kid and I am really miffed that I am expected to work on a snow day. I am doing the very least. I am keeping with with emails and I got in my morning report. Somehow messing around online seems ok, but doing Christmas cards does not.


DebetEsse - Dec 17, 2020 10:00:18 am PST #1210 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I have similar feelings about what is acceptable work procrastination and what is not. I feel like there's a dissertation in there somewhere.

I had many mental replies to people, but they are now lost to the sands of time, so, here we are, with 2 days left in the semester.


Volans - Dec 17, 2020 10:05:14 am PST #1211 of 30000
move out and draw fire

the guy with the drawer full of food might have been an attraction.

I used to work on the ground floor of a building with a known mice problem, and the guy that sat next to me kept a giant bag of snack food (granola bars etc) under his desk. I was working late one night in October and heard a rustling from the printer area; I assumed it was a Halloween prank by our resident prankster. Then another rustling from the coffee area. Then another from my shoe drawer.

I managed to chase the mouse back to its "home base" which was the bottom of dude's food bag and captured it in a small plastic container. I took it outside and let it go (everyone tells me I probably sentenced it to death doing this but CIRCLE OF LIFE, KIDS).

The guy ended up throwing all his food away as the bottom third had all been mouse chewed or pooped, and we had to clean food caches out of several drawers.


DavidS - Dec 17, 2020 10:05:53 am PST #1212 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ugh, I just found out a friend of mine was admitted to a hospital with COVID in late November and put on a ventilator. They were able to get him off the vent but he got a tracheotomy and he's been in a coma since then. He's already survived brain tumors and surgery (several years back) which is complicating his condition. After three weeks on a ventilator and a coma it's really unlikely he's going to come back.