Tim has a cousin whose whole nuclear family (mom, dad [the cousin], and their 9 kids) is super over-the-top Extreme Catholic. We got their Christmas letter yesterday, and, I shit you not, it was dated "December 2021, A.D." Because we were all in serious danger of assuming it was FUCKING 2021 B.C. OH MY GOD. (And obviously that's not the reason for using "A.D."; they used it because every single thing they do or say has to somehow invoke Jesus and Holy Mother Church.)
Like, I obviously knew people who were bonkers over-the-top gung ho for Jesus (I see you, freak-ass church ["That was a cool sunset." "Yeah, but not as cool as Jesus."]). I went to Catholic school for 12 years. I interned for a Catholic magazine in college. But even they didn't date their correspondence with "A.D." Yikes.
I guess it's better than them being a family of axe murderers, but wow.
You going to write them back and date it January 2022, C.E.? Because you should totally do that.
I feel like if I did that, they could smite me righteously with the power of THE LORD.
With nine children I’d think they wouldn’t have time for such petty aggro moves! Yikes!
Alternatively, you could write the date out in a fancy script "I hope this fifth day of the first month of the year of our lord two thousand twenty-two finds you well". I do feel that would require some calligraphy to pull off. And correct capitalization, I guess, but I'm not gonna. SMITE ME I CAN TAKE IT
Or maybe whatever the date is in the old Julian calendar.
That would be a slap in the face for Catholics. Or so my Orthodox relatives think. Oh, hey, happy Orthodox Christmas Adam, I guess
The Y key on my work keyboard is failing. This is more of an issue than I would have thought, as I try to type "physical security boundary" and "cyber asset system."
Timelies all!
Mr. S woke us up early again. Work was super busy and we're still short-staffed. On the other hand, Mr. S goes back to school tomorrow.
So, we just went online through the end of January. But are still doing in person orientation tomorrow. They all have negative PCRs.