I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Dec 01, 2021 3:31:36 am PST #11014 of 30000
information libertarian

Housing would be relatively straightforward as my mother owns a house (in Woods Hole) and is willing to rent it to us at below-market rates. (It being cape cod, the housing market is insane.) The problem of course is that my mother is a lot, and being her tenant would be interesting.

(Edit: she also has a tenant until may so I’d be looking for short term housing. There are so many things to consider and I’ve moved so many times…)


Laura - Dec 01, 2021 4:37:59 am PST #11015 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Moving is always awful, but when I have made my pro/con lists on decisions that one somehow ends up not being that big a factor. Lifestyle, friends, family, work environment. Lots of intangibles, but the longer you make the lists and the deeper you dig into the abundance of deciding factors the right choice often becomes clear. So I say write it all down!


Jessica - Dec 01, 2021 6:50:52 am PST #11016 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Holy shit I finally caught up. That'll teach me to pay attention to my family over a holiday weekend instead of this board.

flea, wow! I don't think I have anything more to offer that hasn't already been said, except that I am always in favor of more Buffistas in the Northeast.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 01, 2021 7:19:49 am PST #11017 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Cape Cod sounds like a winner to me too, flea. Best of luck whichever way you decide.

I was Little Drummer Boyed last night in the last place I would expect, a Chinese buffet. Oh well, at least I can turn the radio dial without fear now.


Toddson - Dec 01, 2021 8:07:28 am PST #11018 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I think it was last year (maybe the year before) I was LDB'd by the outside speakers of a cigar bar.


Jessica - Dec 01, 2021 8:52:57 am PST #11019 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was LDB'd by my own brother-in-law the day after Thanksgiving! And then I had to explain the game to my entire extended family (along with Whamageddon) because apparently this is not as common a thing as I thought it was.


JenP - Dec 01, 2021 9:14:30 am PST #11020 of 30000

this is not as common a thing as I thought it was

I feel this. I'm still on a campaign to get @@ into common consciousness for eyeroll, all credit to Jesse. Well, the campaign has waned a bit over the years, but I did just use it on a FB post today!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 01, 2021 9:37:48 am PST #11021 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's always a challenge, between shopping in department stores and half the local radio stations converting to 24/7 Christmas music the day after Thanksgiving. But I wouldn't have guessed I'd lose going "more Mongolian beef please, pa rum pum pum pum—dammit!"


Tom Scola - Dec 01, 2021 9:59:30 am PST #11022 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Went to a new-to-me Thai place for lunch, and they used SO MUCH SUGAR. Eww. It was like eating candy for lunch.


DavidS - Dec 01, 2021 10:33:15 am PST #11023 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just sent off an email to the Purveyors of Robyn Hitchcock's online stuff.

I signed off, "Yours in a wry array of awry."

Which I think is (a) the only way to end a message to Robyn Hitchcock's people; and (b) may only and exclusively be employed with other Hitchcockians.