Thanks for that, Tep, would you believe I didn't make that connection on my own? Much better now.

Timelies all!

{{Tom}}

Well, I have a rental car now, and the repair shop is talking to my insurance company, so things are progressing.

Sheryl, I meant to say, that was a lot of day! I sure hope today was easier

Work is being a shitshow wrt communication and coordination with the vaccine mandate and testing. I saw a draft of policy today and it mentioned things that we have not been doing (and we've been doing vaccine registrations for two weeks), things that the registration tech does not do (no one on the tech side is part of the policy discussions, I guess), and used incorrect language wrt FDA AUTHORIZED vaccines which was an issue previously and had been brought up then.

On the tech side, they pulled the employee list on 9/29 AND HAVE NOT PULLED NEW HIRES SINCE to get them into the vaccination registration system for validation.

Oh no, msbelle. That’s a lot of no good.

My work just today put out a mandate…and basically said everyone in certain jobs in certain countries has to be vaccinated. In the US you have to do it by 08dec so cutting it pretty close from the mandate! My job is not covered by it but I don’t generally travel or go in to the office.

There are apparently rumors that the Governor is going to lift IL’s mask mandate in time for the holidays.

I haven’t actually heard those rumors. Staff will still be masked & if the rumors are true: we won’t have to deal with correcting in or improperly masked patrons.

I saw this and had to share it. So there is some dude named Giles Coren who somehow has books published and won for Worst Sex .

And he is livid and says it's all because he is a man. I haven't read the whole article just the Twitter highlights...https://twitter.com/KirstySedgman/status/1454503687460638726

These are the 2 sentences quoted:

“And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.”

But besides the bad sex he hates being edited and published a ...rant about how his writing was ruined when a single "a" was removed from his work. And it's here.

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Yeah, Corey has 99 problems but misandry ain’t one.

I’ve decided to do Salty Pirates this November (I.e., NaClYoHo, or National Clean Your Home month, Copperbadge’s take on NaNoWrMo). Yesterday’s “easy” task turned out to be a more difficult one due to an unexpected roach infestation. But the affected stuff is all out of the apartment now and the area cleaned. I went around and checked other areas, and that bookcase seems like the only hot spot. Still, that was kinda horrid. And it shows that I definitely needed to do NaClYoHo, so that’s something.

I know "Like Zorro" is the line that has most of Twitter shaking their heads but I absolutely cannot get over "leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath."