You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


EpicTangent - May 31, 2019 6:41:09 am PDT #8296 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

She's never opened a delivery not addressed to her before, but for some reason she opened this one.

Maybe it just said "E. LastName"? That's happened with me and my brother (he uses my house as a mailing address, and we're both M. LastName)

Either way, it's beautiful, and I'm sure she'll love it even if it's not quite the surprise you were hoping for.


Dana - May 31, 2019 7:31:26 am PDT #8297 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So far the trip to Italy has been a clusterfuck. I mean, I'm in Italy, so boohoo me. But seriously.

Uber got canceled last minute, so we ran out the door, so my spare shoes didn't get in the suitcase, so I only have black tennis shoes. Check-in was a clusterfuck, plus we had to get reticketed. Otherwise adorable dog took a dump in the security line. Flight out of Dallas was late, so we had to book it to make our international connection. Guy behind me hummed tunelessly for the first hour of the flight and nagged me to put my seat up for the meal. Couldn't sleep because seat was uncomfortable. Lovely long walk in Brussels to get to our connecting terminal. Arrived to find out that OF COURSE our luggage didn't make the connecting flight.

We have had a nap, and soon there will be food and family, and if Thespis has been appeased, maybe the luggage will arrive tonight.

Oh, and my hair elastic broke. Just fucking broke.


Jesse - May 31, 2019 7:40:37 am PDT #8298 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ah, the glamour of international travel!

Did I mention here that my coworker just had to spend TWO DAYS in Chicago, trying to get home from California?


NoiseDesign - May 31, 2019 7:43:21 am PDT #8299 of 30019
Our wings are not tired

I'm sure some of you remember my multi-day journey to Dublin, that ended up being via Madrid. It was like a watch and post.


Theodosia - May 31, 2019 7:56:36 am PDT #8300 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Any journey that ends up with you in Italy isn't a total loss, at least by my (vague and loose) standards.


Steph L. - May 31, 2019 8:08:55 am PDT #8301 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What's a good toy for a 1-year-old? Great-nephew has a birthday party tomorrow, and we asked the parents what he needs, and they said "he likes toys...and the boxes that toys come in." Mmmmmkay. I have no idea what to get a 1-year-old, though!

My plan is to go to Target and read the age recommendations on the toy packages and just pick one, BUT if anyone has any suggestions, that would be great, too.


Jessica - May 31, 2019 8:13:59 am PDT #8302 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It is literally impossible to know what kids will want to play with at that age. But if he's walking or close to walking, any kind of push toy (like this) is a good bet. Plan or Melissa & Doug are both brands that make mostly wood toys if you or the parents are plastic-avoidant.


Steph L. - May 31, 2019 8:16:33 am PDT #8303 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

any kind of push toy (like this) is a good bet.

That's adorable, too!


Gudanov - May 31, 2019 8:20:21 am PDT #8304 of 30019
Coding and Sleeping

Anything that comes in a good-sized cardboard box.


Laura - May 31, 2019 8:27:24 am PDT #8305 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Any journey that ends up with you in Italy isn't a total loss, at least by my (vague and loose) standards.

Same! I hope your luggage happens soon.