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Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess

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Jesse - Oct 09, 2018 4:56:28 am PDT #567 of 30019

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My coworker logged into the 7AM morning 10 minutes late, right before her time to speak, and helpfully informed us that the reason she was late was because she was still sleeping and forgot about the meeting.

Perfect.

I'm conflicted over this reveal that you cannot make your trombone sad, Jesse

Me too! I mean, I could make it happen, but haven't yet. Suddenly one day a few months ago, I was like "WAIT! Sad trombone! What is that even???" so I asked my friend and she pointed out the need for a mute.

Steph L. - Oct 09, 2018 4:56:56 am PDT #568 of 30019

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

And there's always packing a suitcase and walking out the door.

Take your kids. Do not let them be subject to her abuse.

Dana - Oct 09, 2018 4:57:22 am PDT #569 of 30019

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm sorry, Dana. Drew Brees, though.

Yeah, worth it.

amych - Oct 09, 2018 5:07:31 am PDT #570 of 30019

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Do cowgirl hats work as trombone mutes?

Jessica - Oct 09, 2018 6:24:19 am PDT #571 of 30019

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

So I had an incredibly fun morning.

First, Alexa was an asshole to me. (I asked "Alexa, will it rain today?" and she responded in her snottiest robot voice "It is raining right now" with the unspoken "stupid human" loud and clear. This is how the robot uprising begins.)

Then, I realized as my train pulled into Grand Central that my wallet was back at home. I can make do with just my phone, but not having access to my cash or MetroCard is anxiety-producing.

Someone at work said there was an Uber strike today. That's going to make getting downtown for class without a MetroCard even MORE FUN.

Then my work computer locked me out for no good reason. I eventually got my account unlocked but I GET IT TECHNOLOGY, YOU HATE ME TODAY.

And this crappy summer weather in October is giving me a sinus headache.

HOW IS EVERYBODY ELSE THIS FINE MORNING?

Jesse - Oct 09, 2018 6:31:53 am PDT #572 of 30019

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do cowgirl hats work as trombone mutes?

I actually think I got rid of that hat in one of my moves! So I can't test it.

HOW IS EVERYBODY ELSE THIS FINE MORNING?

Better than that, man! Yikes.

Zenkitty - Oct 09, 2018 6:33:24 am PDT #573 of 30019

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Why is it summer in October? No, don't answer, I'm already depressed enough. The liriope bloomed twice this year! It's supposed to bloom once, in spring. I've never seen it bloom twice.

-t - Oct 09, 2018 6:40:00 am PDT #574 of 30019

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Can we cancel the rest of today and go back to bed? Don't tell Alexa. We don't need more of her attitude.

Jessica - Oct 09, 2018 6:41:48 am PDT #575 of 30019

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The only good this about this stupid warm spell is that my garden looks amazing. The roses and hibiscus are blissfully ignorant that it's supposed to be fall right now.

Dana - Oct 09, 2018 6:46:27 am PDT #576 of 30019

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

It's overcast and rainy here, and I got like 5.5 hours of sleep. I am so onboard with climbing back into bed.

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