And there's always packing a suitcase and walking out the door.
Take your kids. Do not let them be subject to her abuse.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
And there's always packing a suitcase and walking out the door.
Take your kids. Do not let them be subject to her abuse.
I'm sorry, Dana. Drew Brees, though.
Yeah, worth it.
Do cowgirl hats work as trombone mutes?
So I had an incredibly fun morning.
First, Alexa was an asshole to me. (I asked "Alexa, will it rain today?" and she responded in her snottiest robot voice "It is raining right now" with the unspoken "stupid human" loud and clear. This is how the robot uprising begins.)
Then, I realized as my train pulled into Grand Central that my wallet was back at home. I can make do with just my phone, but not having access to my cash or MetroCard is anxiety-producing.
Someone at work said there was an Uber strike today. That's going to make getting downtown for class without a MetroCard even MORE FUN.
Then my work computer locked me out for no good reason. I eventually got my account unlocked but I GET IT TECHNOLOGY, YOU HATE ME TODAY.
And this crappy summer weather in October is giving me a sinus headache.
HOW IS EVERYBODY ELSE THIS FINE MORNING?
Do cowgirl hats work as trombone mutes?
I actually think I got rid of that hat in one of my moves! So I can't test it.
HOW IS EVERYBODY ELSE THIS FINE MORNING?
Better than that, man! Yikes.
Why is it summer in October? No, don't answer, I'm already depressed enough. The liriope bloomed twice this year! It's supposed to bloom once, in spring. I've never seen it bloom twice.
Can we cancel the rest of today and go back to bed? Don't tell Alexa. We don't need more of her attitude.
The only good this about this stupid warm spell is that my garden looks amazing. The roses and hibiscus are blissfully ignorant that it's supposed to be fall right now.
It's overcast and rainy here, and I got like 5.5 hours of sleep. I am so onboard with climbing back into bed.
My foot is weirdly swollen today. I'm hoping it's nothing.