Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Feb 27, 2019 1:32:00 pm PST #5391 of 30019
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

That's fantastic news, Chris.

Fred, I'm so sorry to hear about Joey. Stupid shorter lifespans than ours.

We divide and attempt to conquer. H is clean-as-you-go guy in the kitchen, and I've just picked up the habit. If there's not a pile of stuff, it's easy to wash a plate, a glass, a fork. If there's a few things dry in the drainer, it's not a problem to put them away.

But he's the worst.ever. about leaving stuff--"I'm gonna get back to that, I'm not finished going through those papers," and goes off and builds a tree fort or something. He *strews* things: boots, jackets, gloves, hand tools, baskets and stacks of clean laundry. He works hard and takes on tasks, but he really has trouble finishing, like, ANYthing.

So I'm the cleaner. I scoop and stack and shelve and file...and remember where *I* put it, because gods know he doesn't remember where he left it. I'm a tidier. Square corners on those stacks of books and magazines, clothes and dishes and papers picked up and put away. I will run a swiffer over hard surfaces, tops of picture frames, lampshades, etc. But below ankle height? Not my domain, man. I will scrub the hell out of the range hood or the fridge/freezer gasket while the coffee drips, but I don't do floors. Or tubs or showers. There's a squeegee I use on the shower walls and door, shoot some scrubbing bubbles on the floor, let it set a while and hose it down with the hand shower next time I go in the bathroom. Toilets? Yup, inside and out. Kitchen and bathroom sinks? Sparkle. Mirrors? Frequent wipe-downs.

H does the laundry, I do the folding, we both put away our own (do not look at the basket and a half of unfolded unput-away stuff on my closet floor. It's an aberration).

He cooks, I clean up. It works. We'd both be a lot happier to strip out all the carpet in this place and replace it with hard surface, swifferable flooring, though.


Beverly - Feb 27, 2019 1:34:48 pm PST #5392 of 30019
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Epic, I am rageful on your behalf. If I could bottle that energy and send it to you to use effectively I would. And I'm sorry.


-t - Feb 27, 2019 1:37:30 pm PST #5393 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's great, chris!

I cam in early this morning so I should be leaving approximately now. Is that happening? Signs point to no.


EpicTangent - Feb 27, 2019 1:41:51 pm PST #5394 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Beverly, I am pleased to be supported in emai-...board, at least, since I'm not feeling supported by my employer.


Sheryl - Feb 27, 2019 1:45:35 pm PST #5395 of 30019
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Great news chris!


Dana - Feb 27, 2019 1:50:26 pm PST #5396 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You will all be thrilled to hear that my biweekly 6:45 meeting is shifting to the DST time of 7AM. Husband said, "That's a big deal?"

I will take what I can get.


-t - Feb 27, 2019 2:31:15 pm PST #5397 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Congratulations, Dana!

That sucks, Epic. I hope you can stick it to the man in a satisfying way.

I just need these orders to show up and I can go home. Come on orders!


Laura - Feb 27, 2019 2:43:29 pm PST #5398 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Woo Dana! Think of it this way, you've had a better day than the bogus potus. Actually, we all have.

I scoop and stack and shelve and file...and remember where *I* put it

I have this fantasy that maybe in my next life there will be a place for everything and everything in its place. I tell DH this would come true this lifetime if we lived on a boat, because no choice!


-t - Feb 27, 2019 2:52:26 pm PST #5399 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think these orders are coming in. I've been here way too long. Going home now.


DebetEsse - Feb 27, 2019 2:58:15 pm PST #5400 of 30019
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Went to Subway for my mid-afternoon meal (woo, gestation), and the new guy only put 2 meatballs on my sub (it's supposed to have 4). I went up to ask about it, and the girl was like "oh, yeah, we're out," and got a new container of them. She said she could make me a new sandwich in 10 minutes (while the meatballs heat up). I ended up getting pepperoni as a replacement for the other half, instead. But, seriously, dude, if you can't make the sandwich, DON'T MAKE THE SANDWICH. Don't just hope I won't notice. The pregnant lady will notice.