This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Feb 27, 2019 1:50:26 pm PST #5396 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You will all be thrilled to hear that my biweekly 6:45 meeting is shifting to the DST time of 7AM. Husband said, "That's a big deal?"

I will take what I can get.


-t - Feb 27, 2019 2:31:15 pm PST #5397 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Congratulations, Dana!

That sucks, Epic. I hope you can stick it to the man in a satisfying way.

I just need these orders to show up and I can go home. Come on orders!


Laura - Feb 27, 2019 2:43:29 pm PST #5398 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Woo Dana! Think of it this way, you've had a better day than the bogus potus. Actually, we all have.

I scoop and stack and shelve and file...and remember where *I* put it

I have this fantasy that maybe in my next life there will be a place for everything and everything in its place. I tell DH this would come true this lifetime if we lived on a boat, because no choice!


-t - Feb 27, 2019 2:52:26 pm PST #5399 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think these orders are coming in. I've been here way too long. Going home now.


DebetEsse - Feb 27, 2019 2:58:15 pm PST #5400 of 30019
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Went to Subway for my mid-afternoon meal (woo, gestation), and the new guy only put 2 meatballs on my sub (it's supposed to have 4). I went up to ask about it, and the girl was like "oh, yeah, we're out," and got a new container of them. She said she could make me a new sandwich in 10 minutes (while the meatballs heat up). I ended up getting pepperoni as a replacement for the other half, instead. But, seriously, dude, if you can't make the sandwich, DON'T MAKE THE SANDWICH. Don't just hope I won't notice. The pregnant lady will notice.


Connie Neil - Feb 27, 2019 3:32:06 pm PST #5401 of 30019
brillig

I'm going to IKEA on Sunday to test mattresses. I got my tax refund, and it's time to upgrade the bed.


-t - Feb 27, 2019 3:53:22 pm PST #5402 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

OH NO HE DIDNT, Debet

That sounds fun, Connie


Gudanov - Feb 27, 2019 6:42:40 pm PST #5403 of 30019
Coding and Sleeping

While cooking dinner and doing dishes, for some reason I started thinking about which Park and Rec characters fit which D&D alignments. There are probably about a thousand charts on the Internet, but I wasn't on the Internet. I figure Tammy 1 has to be Lawful Evil and Tammy 2 has to be Chaotic Evil. That leaves Neutral Evil to councilman Jammer. Leslie Knopp seems to fit Lawful Good, and Andy pretty much has to be Chaotic Good. Neutral Good is harder, but I think I give that to Ben. Lawful Neutral seems like it has to be Ron, he doesn't believe in government, but he sure does live to a moral code. Chaotic Neutral is hard too because both April and Tom seem like perfect fits, but I think I'd have to go with April, because she has to be on the chart. That leaves True Neutral and I think that has to go to Donna.

Thank you for letting me share my important thoughts.


Gudanov - Feb 27, 2019 6:45:10 pm PST #5404 of 30019
Coding and Sleeping

Great, now I'm thinking about Arrested Development, but I don't think there are three Good characters on the show. George Michael maybe.


DavidS - Feb 27, 2019 6:55:00 pm PST #5405 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

George Michael maybe.

Or Maeby?

Maybe the Narrator is lawful neutral?