I don't think these orders are coming in. I've been here way too long. Going home now.

Went to Subway for my mid-afternoon meal (woo, gestation), and the new guy only put 2 meatballs on my sub (it's supposed to have 4). I went up to ask about it, and the girl was like "oh, yeah, we're out," and got a new container of them. She said she could make me a new sandwich in 10 minutes (while the meatballs heat up). I ended up getting pepperoni as a replacement for the other half, instead. But, seriously, dude, if you can't make the sandwich, DON'T MAKE THE SANDWICH. Don't just hope I won't notice. The pregnant lady will notice.

I'm going to IKEA on Sunday to test mattresses. I got my tax refund, and it's time to upgrade the bed.

OH NO HE DIDNT, Debet

That sounds fun, Connie

While cooking dinner and doing dishes, for some reason I started thinking about which Park and Rec characters fit which D&D alignments. There are probably about a thousand charts on the Internet, but I wasn't on the Internet. I figure Tammy 1 has to be Lawful Evil and Tammy 2 has to be Chaotic Evil. That leaves Neutral Evil to councilman Jammer. Leslie Knopp seems to fit Lawful Good, and Andy pretty much has to be Chaotic Good. Neutral Good is harder, but I think I give that to Ben. Lawful Neutral seems like it has to be Ron, he doesn't believe in government, but he sure does live to a moral code. Chaotic Neutral is hard too because both April and Tom seem like perfect fits, but I think I'd have to go with April, because she has to be on the chart. That leaves True Neutral and I think that has to go to Donna.

Thank you for letting me share my important thoughts.

Great, now I'm thinking about Arrested Development, but I don't think there are three Good characters on the show. George Michael maybe.

George Michael maybe.

Or Maeby?

Maybe the Narrator is lawful neutral?

At work we were determining what color temperature some LED tape was. The options were warm white, cool white, or neutral white. My crew got the giggles when I threw in chaotic and lawful.

Good news, Chris!

I'm spending the week "reviewing" (read: rewriting) a contractor's draft report. This is our last chance for substantive changes, and it's so desperately flawed, and I clearly cannot just tell them what to do: I have to make the changes.

But now I've gotten to the point where I think the whole analysis needs to be taken apart and reconstructed because it's just completely not organized properly, and I'm just out of spoons. Should have been working on it all afternoon, and instead I kept going over to the internet to hear the latest about the Cohen hearings.

Argh.

There are apparently hella cheap flights to Hawaii right now, but I'm too busy at work to take advantage of them...

That leaves True Neutral and I think that has to go to Donna.

From now on I'm going to refer to True Neutral alignment as True "Treat yo'self!".