Dear 2018,
STOP IT. BAD YEAR. NO BISCUIT.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Dec 27, 2018 5:43:45 am PST #3396 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
sj - Dec 27, 2018 6:03:34 am PST #3397 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, everyone. This isn't really new except for the actual threat, but there is always some drama from her around the holidays or birthdays etc because we don't feed the energy demon.
Laura, but my kindle was all the way in the other room...
JZ - Dec 27, 2018 7:11:24 am PST #3398 of 30019
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Holy shirtballs, sj. I'll often hyperbolically say that something is jaw-dropping, but this time my jaw literally fell right open. I never knew you've had to deal with this terrible person all these years--how much more amazing that she's even partly responsible for the existence of a gem of a man like TCG. I am so, so sorry.
Laura - Dec 27, 2018 7:15:36 am PST #3399 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
JZ, sorry to hear about your brother's pneumonia, how is the rest of his treatment going?
sj - Dec 27, 2018 7:53:58 am PST #3400 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thank you, JZ. So much continued ~ma for your brother.
sj - Dec 27, 2018 8:04:01 am PST #3401 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
My other inlaws are coming over today, and I think I'll take a nap because now I'm exhausted and shaky.
Theodosia - Dec 27, 2018 9:16:41 am PST #3402 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm so sorry to hear about the family stressors and bad news.
Theodosia - Dec 27, 2018 9:18:42 am PST #3403 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Here's one more for 2018: My roommate, who was re-re-re-scheduled for her heart valve replacement tomorrow, just heard that her insurance company is balking at paying for it, so it's being postponed for what, according to my count, is the fourth time.
Why the insurance issue didn't come up before this... no one admits to knowing.
Laura - Dec 27, 2018 9:29:33 am PST #3404 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
Clearly a new heart valve is elective surgery for vanity purposes. Also, insurance companies are the greatest evil.
Jesse - Dec 27, 2018 9:42:08 am PST #3405 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Good thing we don't have faceless bureaucrats making life-or-death decisions in this country!