I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Nov 12, 2020 3:21:12 pm PST #29364 of 30019
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cereal: I let Darth know about amyth and I just texted juliana to make sure she’s in the loop. Just to avoid duplicate efforts. Anyone else who has wandered away who might want to know?


Topic!Cindy - Nov 12, 2020 3:31:45 pm PST #29365 of 30019
What is even happening?

Matt, I'm so sorry about Little Britches (which might be the most adorable pet name I've ever heard). I hope Molly, Jackson, and your aunt recover quickly.

Maria, how are you feeling?

Cindy, this has already come up once. My coworker’s mom got COVID earlier this summer and I said that I thought we should be following CDC guidelines. Crickets. Basically it was fine for me to miss work if I wasn’t comfortable but desire to actually follow said guidelines. I’m going to email boss and ask her when he was exposed and when her negative test was.

It's so wrong to put you in that position, smonster. I am angry on your behalf.

I jumped off a roof. Because dumb.

So less My-rickle-mang and more like My-ankle-mang?

Please no roof jumping in 2020.

I'd say that 2021 is the year we're going to push people off roofs instead, and I've compiled a list, but that would be evidence a tall tale.

My phone still occasionally defaults to ita when I type it’s. Like my phone, I miss her too.

Oof. This Tropical Storm Eta in Florida makes me want to get out the red pen, every time I see the name in print.


juliana - Nov 12, 2020 3:41:48 pm PST #29366 of 30019
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Thank you, smonster.

Big hugs to everyone who wants one. This year just keeps kicking people, doesn't it?


chrismg - Nov 12, 2020 3:44:04 pm PST #29367 of 30019
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Good grief, 2020. Good thoughts to all that need them...

I jumped off a roof. Because dumb.

...even those that brought it on yourselves.


P.M. Marc - Nov 12, 2020 3:50:59 pm PST #29368 of 30019
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Christ wept, I kept making a mental list of "who has had bad news that I need to address" and it kept getting bigger. Cash, I'm so sorry. Matt, same. Hec, that sucks. (I will say that some of the chemo they have now for some breast cancers is pretty damn great with minimal nasty. Mom's been on it since it came back in her bones last year and two of her doctors, independently, expect several good years for her.)

I stand with the cowgirl on this one.

Me too.


Miracleman - Nov 12, 2020 4:03:17 pm PST #29369 of 30019
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM, WTF?

Okay, the stupid stupid stupid truth is that I was cleaning the gutters and was more nervous about negotiating getting back on the ladder to climb down and, you know...I've done it before. It was fine then! It's only, like, 9 feet.

...even those that brought it on yourselves.

Us formerly invulnerable idiots appreciate your compassion.


Dana - Nov 12, 2020 4:05:03 pm PST #29370 of 30019
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Wow. Fuck everything.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 12, 2020 4:06:34 pm PST #29371 of 30019
What is even happening?

Seconded


P.M. Marc - Nov 12, 2020 4:13:06 pm PST #29372 of 30019
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wow. Fuck everything.

Bring on the zebra footage.


P.M. Marc - Nov 12, 2020 4:13:51 pm PST #29373 of 30019
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Shreddies:

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(Zebra footage.)