I saw a cartoon of the moderator's desk for the next event: shock collar, duct tape, whip, bullhorn, taser. Sounds about right.
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
'Not Fade Away'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Beverly - Sep 30, 2020 11:48:50 am PDT #26914 of 30019
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Laura - Sep 30, 2020 11:50:50 am PDT #26915 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
Excellent plan, askye!
Jessica - Sep 30, 2020 11:51:14 am PDT #26916 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think anyone who goes over the 2 mins should get slimed. And they dont' get to get cleaned off, they can wipe their face off but then they just stand there, covered in the slime for the debate so it's just layers of the really icky old style You Can't Do That On Television.
Turning off Trump's mic would just make him look like less of an asshole (if the TV audience can't see him interrupting) - this idea is much MUCH better.
Laura - Sep 30, 2020 11:51:26 am PDT #26917 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
next event: shock collar, duct tape, whip, bullhorn, taser.
Yes, that would work too.
aurelia - Sep 30, 2020 11:51:38 am PDT #26918 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Need a non-political distraction? Who knows houseplants? I'm trying to add some plants to my apartment and I've been looking into cat-safe, low-light options but I failed to one thing into account. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to the bromeliad that I bought. This morning I moved it to the laundry room and I've got a couple of air purifiers with new filters going and I'm already sneezing less. Is there another good option for a plant that can sit on a shelf and not kill me or the cats?
aurelia - Sep 30, 2020 11:53:09 am PDT #26919 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I saw a cartoon of the moderator's desk for the next event: shock collar, duct tape, whip, bullhorn, taser. Sounds about right.
SuperSoaker. He's terrified of his hair getting wet.
Toddson - Sep 30, 2020 11:58:22 am PDT #26920 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I find this amusing - it's Anna Russell giving you the entire Ring Cycle in a little under 22 minutes (as opposed to the 20 hours or so if you actually sit through it). From a 1953 show she did (she was an actual opera singer). Not a video of her, but with lots of pictures of Rackham illustrations, the original viking helmets with stuff stuck on and some that are modern, but I'm not sure where they're from.
Winning quote: "I'm not making this up, you know."
Atropa - Sep 30, 2020 11:59:29 am PDT #26921 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Slime would work better than a SuperSoaker, because you know he's using the cheap spray-on tan. A SuporSoaker would make the stuff run, while Slime would make it change color AND fuck up the texture.
Toddson - Sep 30, 2020 12:08:42 pm PDT #26922 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Actually, I saw something about what he does use - it's a liquid concealer, not a spray-on tan. It's orange because, seemingly, an orange concealer works on dark circles and blemishes on pale skin.
Atropa - Sep 30, 2020 12:17:56 pm PDT #26923 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Actually, I saw something about what he does use - it's a liquid concealer, not a spray-on tan. It's orange because, seemingly, an orange concealer works on dark circles and blemishes on pale skin.
Orange concealer needs to be applied with a light hand, and then layered under a non-orange foundation and translucent powder. And even then it needs a lot of blending.
I really hope the poor makeup person who works for him is deliberately doing this to him. That would make me so happy.