Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace. Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away.

'Touched'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Sep 30, 2020 10:45:41 am PDT #26909 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gud that's pretty much it and MW was offering him placating treats.


Dana - Sep 30, 2020 10:50:10 am PDT #26910 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Hell is drifting off in a meeting that probably won't involve you, though maaaybe it will. So tired. So sleepy.


Beverly - Sep 30, 2020 11:15:12 am PDT #26911 of 30019
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Next Presidential debate is scheduled in Florida--and will be a town hall.

I...ahm.

Meme going around proposing Samuel L. Jackson as moderator. "I said two minutes, Motherf*cker." That, and a kill switch for the candidate not officially speaking, would go far, I think, in "moderating."


Steph L. - Sep 30, 2020 11:26:50 am PDT #26912 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

If there was a kill switch, Trump would just bellow anyway, which would be just as (or maybe more) chaotic. He doesn't need a microphone, and he's demonstrated amply in the last 4 years that he won't follow any rules that he doesn't want to follow.


askye - Sep 30, 2020 11:47:49 am PDT #26913 of 30019
Thrive to spite them

I think anyone who goes over the 2 mins should get slimed. And they dont' get to get cleaned off, they can wipe their face off but then they just stand there, covered in the slime for the debate so it's just layers of the really icky old style You Can't Do That On Television.


Beverly - Sep 30, 2020 11:48:50 am PDT #26914 of 30019
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I saw a cartoon of the moderator's desk for the next event: shock collar, duct tape, whip, bullhorn, taser. Sounds about right.


Laura - Sep 30, 2020 11:50:50 am PDT #26915 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Excellent plan, askye!


Jessica - Sep 30, 2020 11:51:14 am PDT #26916 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think anyone who goes over the 2 mins should get slimed. And they dont' get to get cleaned off, they can wipe their face off but then they just stand there, covered in the slime for the debate so it's just layers of the really icky old style You Can't Do That On Television.

Turning off Trump's mic would just make him look like less of an asshole (if the TV audience can't see him interrupting) - this idea is much MUCH better.


Laura - Sep 30, 2020 11:51:26 am PDT #26917 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

next event: shock collar, duct tape, whip, bullhorn, taser.

Yes, that would work too.


aurelia - Sep 30, 2020 11:51:38 am PDT #26918 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Need a non-political distraction? Who knows houseplants? I'm trying to add some plants to my apartment and I've been looking into cat-safe, low-light options but I failed to one thing into account. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to the bromeliad that I bought. This morning I moved it to the laundry room and I've got a couple of air purifiers with new filters going and I'm already sneezing less. Is there another good option for a plant that can sit on a shelf and not kill me or the cats?